David J. Stewart #fundie jesus-is-savior.com

Silly women would rather live in a lesbian relationship because they've developed a phobia of being around an touch, rugged and decisive man. Homosexuality is more of a mental and spiritual problem, then it is physical (Romans 1:24-32 teaches this). Men fail to thank and glorify God in their hearts long before they become homosexuals. This usually happens during the adolescent years and is finalized by adulthood. Rachael Maddow says that she knew she was a hardcore lesbian at age 17. If you sincerely believe that you're gay, then you are called to a life of celibacy by God.

The Bible teaches in 2nd Timothy 3:6 that evil men and seducers are easily able to creep into silly women's homes, leading them into sexual immorality. There is nothing more dangerous in today's sicko society that a wicked woman who sits at home watching wicked television dirty Soap Operas, feminist programming on shows like THE VIEW, and filthy sitcoms all day and night. No wonder such women attempt to seduce the mailman, salesman or anyone who comes into her presence and she thinks he's cute. No wonder many are turning to lesbianism to find fulfillment in life.

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