More like the immaculate deception by the Catholics. I used to be one. Mary did not have to be without sin for Christ to be without sin. We sin due to death being passed on to us at conception. The death gene is carried by the male. Jesus was begotten by holy spirit and so the death gene from Adam did not get passed through to Him. It is only by having death operating in us that we sin (Romans 5:12). Jesus was sinless. Therefore death was not operating in Him.
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"More like the immaculate deception by the Catholics."
No Christians are immaculate and all Christians are deceived.
"I used to be one."
I used to be a 3rd-grader. So what?
"Mary did not have to be without sin for Christ to be without sin. We sin due to death being passed on to us at conception. The death gene is carried by the male."
Whoa! Back up the bus. The "death gene?" Who discovered the "death gene." What chromosome is it on? The human genome project makes no mention of a "death gene." How do you know that only males have a "death gene?"
"Jesus was begotten by holy spirit and so the death gene from Adam did not get passed through to Him."
That's a mighty convenient cover you've cooked up to cover one of the gaping holes in Christian theology. Of course, it's just a made up, not worth shit, little story, but it IS convenient for you, isn't it?
"It is only by having death operating in us that we sin (Romans 5:12). Jesus was sinless. Therefore death was not operating in Him."
It's one of the major tenets of your theology that death worked Jesus over pretty damn well. You did read that part, right? You know, the crucifixion... nails, blood, death?
I think the fundies should set up an entire school dedicated to the teaching of their science.
It can be called "The Apologetics School of Science." Since fundies have invaded most of Texas, the school would have to be located around there. Maybe Houston, Odessa, Laredo, or El Paso. Ah, hell, let's put a campus in all of those places; they'll all fill right up.
They can teach stuff about how the Earth is 6,000 years old, everything that's here just poofed into existence when a big invisible man twiddled his fingers, and how anything that's not in the Bible is automatically wrong.
Of course, ASS-HOLE students would have to do without modern medicine, since it doesn't exist. And computers. And anything made in a factory. But at least the dorms would be single-sex, so there will never be any of that fornicating!
Death gene? Do I hear that barrel being scraped again?
You say that this "death gene" is passed by the male, yet according to your mythology, it was the woman who sinned and brought death upon humans.
Care to explain?
Jesus was not sinless.
Jesus even said he wasn't sinless. Therefore, either he lied - a sin so impossible - or he told the truth (for once).
Face it.
Jesus shat and wiped with his left hand.
Jesus woke up with a boner and had night emissions, not to mention he spent the night with various men and women.
Jesus was racist.
Jesus stole.
Jesus was wrong about most things he said.
And the very fact is that he died, at least for two days. And just for the record, didn´t you remember, by chance, that according to traditions of the Catholic and Ortodox church, THE VIRGIN MARY DIDN´T DIE EITHER?. And animals, how do they die, just for the record?
Wait? So you're saying Jesus ain't a male, now? If the death gene is carried by the male, does that mean women are immortal? Dear Lord, I thought Ann Coulter looked older than she really was...
Well, since we have mapped the entire human Genome, maybe we will be able to isolate this "death gene" among the other 30,000 genes and get rid of it. Oh wait, the passing down of genes from one parent to another is a part of evolution. Sorry but you just crushed your own faith with this one paragraph.
Confused?
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