Anonymous Coward #racist godlikeproductions.com

Hook-nosed people are evil

After months of international travel, and decades of American life, I have come to the conclusion that all hook-nosed people are complete garbage.

They act differently and have a completely different demeanor than the rest of us. And it is not just Jews. It is all hook-nosed people.

I was blind to this for most of my life. I think it was because many actors are hook-nosed and play nice people on TV and in movies. I was probably just brainwashed. Considering Hollywood is run by hook-nosed Jews, I am now certain this brainwashing was deliberate on the part of the evil media producers.

But the difference is night and day. If you haven't noticed, try paying attention. Notice the way hook-nosed people turn their backs to you as you pass them on a crowded sidewalk. Notice their rude demeanor. Look at the behavior of hook-nosed people in your lives, versus that of the others.

Yes, Jews are the ultimate examples of this. But I think the issue is biological, and not religious. In fact, the non-hook-nosed Jewish people I encountered in Austria were some of the best people I've ever met.

The difference transcends race. Hook-nosed blacks are generally pieces of shit, while blacks with streamlined profiles and upward-turned noses are typically great (although still black).

This rule applies to Indians, Asians, and all other ethnicities. I have found no exceptions. None.

It is almost as if hook-nosed people are a purely evil race. I have also noticed that they are fully aware of their evil nature, and most non hook-nosed people are not. It is as if hook-nosed people are part of a silent conspiracy of evil.

I think it is time we stop focusing on skin color, and take a real look at facial bone structure and classical eugenics as a way of measuring racial superiority.

If we are going to have a race war, we better make sure to draw the battle lines correctly.

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