My wifes tooth was hurting real bad and I put my hands on her last night and asked God to heal her and now her tooth is doing fine.
God took the pain away and saved our pocketbook from a expensive trip to the dentist.
God is good, all the time.
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The pain will return for vengeance. It craves for attention, and will not tolerate any divertion from it ... at least not long ...
Aaaaand ... why did God send the tooth pain in the first place?
This is just the kind of stupid the idiot displyed who prayed for a baby with a hairy ass crack for his parents. He was also successful.
Funny. I had a friend who was in a lot of pain, and some Mormon priests prayed for her and the pain went away.
She still ended up having to go to the hospital because she had gallstones. Why didn't the prayer make them go away?
(I suppose you'd answer, "Because they were Mormon," but their prayer had the same exact effect. I'm sure whatever was causing your wife's tooth ache will be back soon.)
My tooth was once killing me for a couple of days. I went to the dentist and he said that there was nothing wrong with it, but he noticed a blister nearby which may be effecting my feeling of pain in the tooth. I woke up the next day and was fine. Maybe the dentist prayed to god for me because I can't possibly imagine that such would be possible otherwise...Idiot.
The pain might have faded, but I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that it's only a placebo effect. Or the aspirin that she probably took behind your back. But that doesn't mean that the problem went away. Whatever is wrong with her tooth is still there, and if you don't get it seen to then it's going to get even worse than it was. God does not exist, and if you don't get the proper medical attention for this, you're going to really regret it.
It is common for tootache pain to go through periods of subsidance and inflamation. By ignoring it now, you are making it worse for when you do eventually have to have it taken care of.
God did not save you from an expensive trip to the dentist, he guaranteed you a more expensive trip further on down the line.
Yup - god will cure a toothache, but to hell with everyone in the world starving to death, suffering from diseases, tyranny or whatever.
"My wifes tooth was hurting real bad and I put my hands on her last night and..."
And she said "For Chrissakes, Tex, I'll never bitch about my teeth again if you'll just stop hitin' me!"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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