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Wayne Allyn Root: I’m A ‘One-Man Army’ Who ‘Single-Handedly’ Won Nevada For Trump

Donald Trump-loving sycophant and ardent conspiracy theorist Wayne Allyn Root was a guest on TheDove TV’s “Focus Today” program yesterday, where he congratulated himself for having personally won the state of Nevada for Donald Trump in the upcoming election.

After declaring that when Trump is elected, his first order of business should be to pardon Julian Assange of WikiLeaks and award him the Presidential Medal of Freedom, Root credited himself for single-handedly winning Nevada for Trump.

“I don’t want to brag too much,” Root said, without a hint of irony, “but I think I helped him get the state. I think I single-handedly was the biggest difference. I’m the number one radio talk show host now in Las Vegas and I’ve been the opening speaker at all six Donald Trump rallies with 5,000 to 15,000 people at them since December in Las Vegas. I’m the star columnist in the Las Vegas Review-Journal, my column is literally on the front page of the Nevada section every Wednesday and Sunday and every column has been cheerleading Donald Trump and attacking Hillary, so I think I’ve been a one-man army that’s won him the state. I wish he had a Wayne Root in every state, we’d win 50 states.”

Sadly, Root said that he has been too busy to travel to Utah and win that state for Trump as well by stopping the Mormons there from “making such a tragic mistake” of voting for Evan McMullin because, by doing so, “they could ruin the election and ruin their own lives for the next 100 years.”

Wayne Allyn Root Has Been A 'One Man Army' Who 'Single-Handedly' Won Nevada For Trump

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