(This fundie is talking about vampires.)
As in Bram Stoker's mythological and historical patchwork creature, or the romanticized, Hollywood Buffy/Twilight/etc. variety? No.
As in the lifeforce-draining, demonic spirit variety predominate in Slavic and other folklore? Yes. Reports of humans becoming such a creature postmortem, of which there is ample historical evidence, could also be the result of some kind of demonic possession.
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Those reports were by people hundreds of years ago who were unfamiliar with the varying ways bodies decompose/mummify/turn into adipocere. Also; Many cases were really cases of disease epidemics or weird diseases like Porphyria.
TWO YUCKY PHOTOS COMING UP....
PARDON THE GROSSNESS....
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....BUT ANYHOO....When this photo was taken, the body of this gentleman had been dead for TWO YEARS. His body was becoming/became adipocere. Some real-life Vampire accounts could be chalked up to discovering something like this.
....PARDON MORE GROSSNESS....
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....Here's the mortal chrysalis of the nefarious cult-leader, Jim Jones. He's wearing ONLY a red shirt, which has been pulled open, exposing his bare torso and underarms. People who would report vampires would talk about the "old skin shedding and a new fresh one emerging". Actually they were seeing what Jones' corpse was doing here....he was NOT wearing an orange shirt underneath....his bare skin is shedding.
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I'm sorry for the yucky pics (I made them small so they're not 'In your face')....
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....so I'll add some brain bleach....
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....Like cute things.
A villager suffers from a consumptuous disease and is eventually is declared dead by unreliable means. He is buried quickly - too quickly. Still alive, he desperately screams and claws at his coffin in a vain attempt to survive - those sounds are heard by passerbys, but rather than realising that he was buried alive, they conclude that he must come back from the dead.
Meanwhile, his relatives and friends start to suffer and die from the same wasting illness, their very life draining away rapidly. It is concluded that the dead villager is taking his loved ones with him to the grave.
At some point, one of the "haunted" ones goes through an episode of sleep paralysis, and the halluscination of the attacker pressing down on the sufferer's chest that frequently come with it takes the form of the "vampire".
Eventually, he gets exhumed. He is less pale and gaunt than he did when he died, indeed, he seemed downright flushed and swollen. A red fluid is coming out of his mouth. None of these are particularly uncommon findings on a corpse, but no one is familiar with this course of decomposition - not even the military surgeons, since those fallen in battle rot under very different conditions.
Vampires are really an excellent example of superstition that can actually be pretty easily explained through science.
No wonder that they found such vibrant reception among the romanticists.
There is no evidence for vampires, as most of the Buffy or Twilight aficionados, the sane ones anyway, know well. I suspect they were based on blood-sucking insects: fleas, mosquitos, bedbugs, etc.
However there is ample historical evidence for a prince named Vlad III of Wallachia, or Vlad Dracula, ie son of a dragon or devil. He was also known as Tepes, or Vlad the Impaler, because of the horrendous way he used to execute his victims, from 40,000 - 100,000 people. 'Impalement was and is one of the most gruesome ways of dying imaginable, as it was typically slow and painful.'
http://www.donlinke.com/drakula/vlad.htm
Bram Stoker took this true history, as the basis for his novel about Dracula the vampire. His castle in Transylvania seems even more terrifying, if you know it is a real place in Romania, where the real Vlad Dracula lived.
However your stories of vampires, demons or else zombies are nothing but myth.
Confused?
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