don't these people read the bible or go to church. bout why sadam and gamora was destroyed or why the most people who moses led out of egypt when he went up to the mountain. the people down below were partying, worshiping false gods and making love by having same sex stuff spouses cheating. god would not let them cross into the holly land. or even read corinthians where i think peter said you can be gay but you can not have any king sexual activity. you have be abstinent. guess its to hard for them to go ask a priest if its wrong or not
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1) Not everyone is a Christian. Oh, boo hoo. Get over it.
don't these people read the bible or go to church. bout why sadam and gamora was destroyed or why the most people who moses led out of egypt when he went up to the mountain.
We've read it, have you?
the people down below were partying, worshiping false gods and making love by having same sex stuff spouses cheating.
Obviously mr_romance reads a different bible than I do.
god would not let them cross into the holly land.
Who wants to walk on holly anyway? It is so prickley!
or even read corinthians where i think peter said you can be gay but you can not have any king sexual activity.
Alternate universe. In our universe the two letters to the conrinthians were written by Paul. In this guy's universe, the Bible disapproves of royal homosexuality but commoners are ok with it.
you have be abstinent. guess its to hard for them to go ask a priest if its wrong or not
But wait until the priest is finished with his altar boy before you ask.
"don't these people read the bible"Yes, I do read the Bible.
"or go to church."
Yes, I used to do that, but then I came to my senses.
"bout why sadam and gamora was destroyed"
Indeed, I read that part, and every other little bit of the Bible.
"or why the most people who moses led out of egypt when he went up to the mountain."
Why those people did what?
"the people down below were partying, worshiping false gods and making love by having same sex stuff spouses cheating."
You can't write worth shit, but I think I get your badly drifted drift.
"god would not let them cross into the holly land."
Holly land? Do you mean Hollywood?
"or even read corinthians where i think peter said you can be gay but you can not have any king sexual activity."
What the hell is this supposed to mean? What is a "king" sexual activity? Is that some kind of brand name? "You've had the rest, now have the best. King (tm) Sexual Acivities."
"you have be abstinent."
No, I do not. I've ordered some of those "King Sexual Activities" and I expect to be quite busy soon.
"guess its to hard for them to go ask a priest if its wrong or not"
No, it's not too hard, it's simply that what a priest feels is right or wrong is simply irrelevant.
don't these people read the bible or go to church. bout why sadam and gamora was destroyed I did read that. And I even used that old Biblical interpretation standby, "let the Bible interpret the Bible."Ezekiel 16:49-50 : Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy. They were haughty and did detestable things before me. Therefore I did away with them as you have seen.
Clearly, the gayness didn't do it.
Obviously you have never read the bible since you cannot even spell the cities correctly, so how do you know what the story is about? Oh, I know, your Pastor told you.
Yeah, I think I remember Gamera. He's the one that has jets for turtle foot holes. He pulls himself into his shell, turns on the jets, and spins around real fast to fly. Ah, good times even without the silhouette and commentary.
Darn it, CousinTed beat me to it.
Okay, so what I'm wondering is, what's "king sexual activity"? I'm guessing that "king" should actually be "kind", and he forgot to type after "kind" and before "sexual activity", but still...
Wow.The Holy and the Ivy , and Holly Town of Bethlehem . Faaark!
* Don't start a sentence with Or.
* Corinthians
* Peter
* When you say 'peter' you actually mean "Paul" who once was "Saul of Damascus" until he went mad.
* He said exactly the same thing about heterosexuals you fuckwit! He said a lot of things Jesus forbade. He was the reason why there's idiots like you alive today. He changed the rules, which is all well and good, but be aware that Christianity today has NOTHING to do with the teachings of Jesus. It's a pile of dung made up after his death.
* What on Earth were you trying to say with the last sentence?
"the people down below were partying, worshiping false gods and making love by having same sex stuff spouses cheating."
They don´t because they can´t understand what you mean. Second, because God didn´t punish Sodom and Gomorrah because they were homosexuals but for lack of hospitality, which is not very practical in our society, let alone Moses and the ten commandments(they don´t specify which sins were, except for adoring a false idol).
Confused?
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