The gaystapo are becoming unstoppable, and the Western world is going down the tubes fast. The way things are going the thought police will soon wander from house to house, snatching children away from their parents and forcing them to be raised by militant homosexuals, all in the name of tolerance and PC.
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The Christapo are becoming unstoppable, and the Western world is going down the tubes fast. The way things are going the thought police will soon wander from house to house, snatching children away from their parents and forcing them to be raised by delusional clergy, all in the name of tolerance and PC.
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Oh wait, that's Sunday School.
...Because who cares what all those brown people do in the rest of the world, right?
Also, I can't believe this is the first time I've seen "gaystapo"
Gaystapo? What a fabulous police force we have!
We have no interest in taking your children from you, unless you're abusing them, in which case any sensible adult would call for them to be taken from you. You're not abusing your children, now are you?
I must admit that my "Gaystapo" uniform is urrently at the dry cleaner's. Snatching and forcing children is a dirty business, what with all peanut butter (untainted, one hopes) and jelly sandwich stains, not to mention the dirty diapers - we get them while they're REALLY young, you know.
Besides, wandering militantly from house to house this time of year wreaks havoc upon on one's Gaystapo uniform - The slush, the mud - My jack boots are a MESS!
"The gaystapo are becoming unstoppable..."
Several gay men that were recently beaten to a pulp on the streets of Vancouver would like to have a word with you.
@DinDC:
Yeah - forcing children to be raised by homosexuals will make them gay.
As we all know, children raised by heterosexuals are always straight.
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What? Just....
So if I post completely nonsensical lies on the internet they'll automatically become true?
I'M THE QUEEN OF CHOCOLATE AND HAVE A BILLION KAGILLION DOLLARS
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hmmm....maybe it takes awhile to go into effect
Ahh, Bill Muehlenberg, Australia's most freaky religious nutjob. Nobody takes Bill seriously, because he's so unhinged that he froths and rants and makes no sense.
I pity Bill's children, they must be very disturbed individuals. It would be preferable to be raised in a Lesbian Vampire coven than by people like BM.
The fundy gestapo are becoming unstoppable, and the Western world is going down the tubes fast. The way things are going the thought police will soon wander from house to house, snatching children away from their parents and forcing them to be raised by fundy Christians, all in the name of God.
Truth hurts, doesn't it?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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