How do the playboys do it? How can they be the ones in control of a relationship? Are you a man or a mouse? Are you under the “saya” / skirt of your girlfriend?
Here is a big tip make almost any woman stick to you like glue. That is, if this is what you want.
The secret is to engage in REAL LIVE sexual intercourse. You read that correctly. It is penis in the vagina without condoms, without any so called “protection”, and inseminating her repeatedly.
You see love is also hormonal and chemical. Your semen has hormones and chemicals that will make a woman love you. Inseminate them regularly and they will stick to you like glue.
If she gets pregnant? Shout hooray! Hallelujah! Contratulations!
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I doubt very much whether your semen would have such an effect. I think it might make a woman sick, because you are a deluded, sex-obsessed moron.
You are suggesting wanton promiscuity coupled with a serious health risk from spreading STDs, and also the creation of unwanted babies. There is more than enough of both of those. What is wrong with you?
Oh, I know you can't get laid.
fergus
1. They do it by being sexy and seemingly interested in what women have to say. Control in a relationship is best when both people have it, rather than just one. One sided relationships are no fun.
2. A big tip to make women stick to you like glue is to simply sellotape her to you.
3. I would rather not. I like my women uninseminated and indeed liable to call me the next day for more "uninseminated" sex. While you may call that fake er... pre recorded sex, I call that less likely to pay for a baby.
4. By making her pregnant. Or she will say "WTF? You Are A misogynstic pig, I am leaving you..."
These are the kind of people you need to kick in the crotch. Repeatedly.
Yeah, er, what?
Hello STDs?
Aw, hell. I could say so much about this but I just don't have the energy to go there.
I will just say this; I thank all the gods in the heavens that the man I married is intelligent, honest and not so full of himself that he exudes idiocy.
Inseminate them regularly and they will stick to you like glue.
Quite literally. HAHAHA. I don't know how you guys can say this isn't funny. Granted, it's not fundie, but it's so ignorant it's hilarious.
Of coruse they will stick to you - they'll be pregnant and want money to help raise the baby.
Also, why did this get included? It isn't fundie and it isn't even amusing.
"Your semen has hormones and chemicals that will make a woman love you. Inseminate them regularly and they will stick to you like glue."
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
:: wipes away tears of mirth ::
Oh wait...he was serious
WTF?
Crap, I need to stop surfing here when I've just woken up.
EDIT: I'd like to know who approved this quote. It's not fundie. Sad, stupid, and laughable, but not fundie. Someone out there deserves a good kick in the nuts for approving this.
Maybe we should have a fourth section on the site in addition to the three we have now?
Also, interesting username...
Yeah...it's the semen that makes them love you. Not the relationship. Not the sex itself. But the magical semen...
God, what creepy followers you have...
Isn't this the same asshole that said women only want sex once every 3-4 years? If so, no wonder he can't keep a woman happy.
I was much happier with the world before the idiots found the internet. Maybe we need to make it harder to get online.
It isn't homosexuals who are spreadings aids and other diseases, it's idiots like this, who then scapegoat the gays for it.
I hate people, I'm learning that more every day.
Your semen has hormones and chemicals that will make a woman...stick to you like glue.
Yeah, but at some point I wanna pull out. How am I gonna do that if she's glued to my cock?!
Ewww, stuck together with semen glue. Dude, your obsession with man batter suggests porn addiction, inexperience with actual sex and poor hygiene. Taking bedtime tips from you would be equivalent to getting science homework help from Kent E. Hovind.
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