Worthy causes like human equality won't help you get to heaven. And unworthy causes like gay rights will definitely cause you to get to hell faster.
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And preaching racism, sexism and the fact that you´re going to hell, show no compasion, and avoid the funding of worthy causes YES?. Moreover, maybe being gay yourself doesn´t necessarily take you to Heaven, or maybe not even participating in gay parades, but campaigning for them to reclaim for them to be treated as human beings YES. And ask the Bishop of Cincinatti, in case you have doubts.
Fuck your homosexual "partner" and get AIDS, then. Which, based on the latest epidemiological studies, is far more likely to occur in your case, actually.
Haha...yeah, thats why AIDS has been most prevalent in young, white women.
Oh, and please step out of the gene pool.
"Worthy causes like human equality won't help you get to heaven."
Yes, that's one of the problems with Christian theology, one's eternal reward depends on believing in unsupported, ridiculous assertions not whether or not one is a kind person.
"And unworthy causes like gay rights will definitely cause you to get to hell faster."
There are different speeds at which on can be sent to hell?
Fuck your homosexual "partner" and get AIDS, then. Which, based on the latest epidemiological studies, is far more likely to occur in your case, actually.
Tsk tsk... good Christians can't use the F word. You must be going straight to hell.
Worthy causes like human equality won't help you get to heaven.
Romans 2:
5 But after thy hardness and impenitent heart treasurest up unto thyself wrath against the day of wrath and revelation of the righteous judgment of God; 6 Who will render to every man according to his deeds : 7 To them who by patient continuance in well doing seek for glory and honour and immortality, eternal life: 8 But unto them that are contentious, and do not obey the truth, but obey unrighteousness, indignation and wrath, 9 Tribulation and anguish, upon every soul of man that doeth evil, ...
Fuck your homosexual "partner" and get AIDS, then. Which, based on the latest epidemiological studies, is far more likely to occur in your case, actually.
You can't get AIDS from sex, safe or otherwise, unless you're having sex with someone who has it. And you don't mean AIDS anyway, you mean HIV.
I'm not really sure what your point is, either. I mean, that crack isn't exactly an argument of any kind.
So let's see...
Heaven: Filled with bigoted, uptight, closed minded assholes. Ruled by an Angry Father Figure that will send you to eternal torture for no rational reason.
Hell: Filled with the nicest, most caring, intelligent, non-judgemental people to have ever been born. Owned and operated by a guy who encourages you to disobey a despot.
Let me think about this for a minute...
It's always amazed me that fundies can believe such obvious contradictions with (apparently) no discomfort whatsoever. The Red Queen has nothing on fundies in this department. And I'm not just talking about believing the unprovable , I mean outright logical contradictions.
"You are not judged on your works," they say, "but on your belief in Jesus." Then the very next thing out of their mouths is, "but if you do bad things you'll go to Hell."
Er, no. Either you are judged on your works or you are not. Even if you are only judged on some of your works (i.e. the 'bad' ones), then your works have been judged either good or bad and you are still being judged on your works.
Which is what fundies frequently say God doesn't do. According to them, to paraphrase the old saying, God doesn't care if his followers are good man or bad, only that they love God[*].
[* Paraphrased from "a dog doesn't care if its master is a good man or a bad, only that he loves the dog."]
That which you do to the least of my brothers, you do unto me. Or something like to that effect.
Patronizing charity is not among those acts. Charity is often done so that YOU can feel good about yourself (which fits into the deadly sin of Pride), not to truly help someone get out of poverty. If there was no-one left in poverty, to whom could you then be charitable?
Why did God create gays? YOU say he's omnipontent and omniscient, not I.
Maybe he created gays to test your true faith in him?
Swede: God put gays on earth so that His (self-appointed) Chosen People could kill them for extra brownie points, of course! And gay rights have nothing to do with human equality, because gays aren't human! [/sarcasm]
In the immortal words of Huckleberry Finn, alright then, I'll go to Hell!
You've just threatened me with Hell, and I have ignored your threats. As there is no American equivalent of the inquisition, you literally can't do anything else to me. You are now free to pout in a corner, nursing your violent revenge fantasies, while I join with like-minded people to make the world a better place.
God created everything . And as humans are made in his image; some just happening to like those of the same gender, therefore...!
You said it, 'Preacher', I didn't!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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