Now, no one said a buttfucker couldnt get married. A buttfucker can fuck a butt before he gets married, and a buttfucker can fuck a butt after he gets married. He can butt fuck until his little queer heart stops beating or until he is consumed by AIDS. He just cant marry that butt he is fucking. He has to marry a woman to be legally and socially recognized as married. He can name that butt he is fucking, Mary, and when he gets the penchant for buggary he can be creative and say, "I am going to get Mary." That is completely creative and legal. [...]
And quite frankly, 'butt fucking libbys' and 'a bunch of pedo faggots'- I DONT see the difference. Please enlighten.
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And quite frankly, 'butt fucking libbys' and 'a bunch of pedo faggots'- I DONT see the difference. Please enlighten.
All evidence indicates that you are too stupid to be educable. But that doesn't mean I won't try.
*smites Mr. Coulter with the great sword Cluebringer*
Well, what you are referring to is called convenience marriage and, apart from the fact that it hasn´t worked for ages, it´s basis for anullments. Besides, it won´t work either because the woman wants somebody to love her, not a legal partner and same for the homosexual man. And besides, not all die from AIDS.
If I might point out, Mr. Dolter, the butt being fucked doesn't have to be male. Not all who engage in anal sex are homosexual.
"butt fucking libbys" are liberals that enjoy anal sex, in either a heterosexual, or homosexual context. "A bunch of pedo faggots" refers, I would assume, to pedophiles who happen to be homosexual.
Ah. Our ever-loving Mr. Coulter spewing his ignorance in great, ever-widening circles. He sure is obsessed with sex, and men's butts. Using words like 'fuck' and 'cunt' and other derogatory words show lack of intelligence, in anyone; responding in kind only lowers a person to the level of Mr. Coulter. If he had more intelligence he'd at least be able to find better words, and I know we are vastly more discerning than Coulter. I agree with David. Let's award Mr. Coulter the life-time wallowing in ignorance award and leave him be.
mr cunter and a sack of mold encrusted beetle shit-I Don't see the difference. Please kill yourself you happily stupid, misogynistic, homophobic, fearful, virgin, gerbil-fingering, clueless, ignorant, gullible, hateful waste of breath.
ugh. You know that feeling you get when you're about to projectile vomit out of every orifice? After reading this I have that now. coulter your a disguting waste of matter and air, and frankly, my future vomit has a higher IQ than you do.
It's weird, but fundies somehow seem to create the most polymorphously perverse, dehumanizing, sadistic, misogynistic fantasies of other people's sex lives. It's almost as if...
He just cant marry that butt he is fucking.
Sorry, guys, when you find a girl that likes all anal all the time, you're S-O-L. Gotta marry a nice girl that only does missionary in the dark (not that there's anything wrong with that).
"Now, no one said a buttfucker couldnt get married. A buttfucker can fuck a butt before he gets married, and a buttfucker can fuck a butt after he gets married. He can butt fuck until his little queer heart stops beating or until he is consumed by AIDS. He just cant marry that butt he is fucking."
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Have a few personal issues, Mr. Coulter? Subconsciously harbouring some inherent and latent homosexual feelings yourself? Now tell me about your mother.
"'a bunch of pedo faggots'"
Lurk 4chan's /a/, much?
In conclusion: You can bet 'Mr' Coulter has a stash of 'art' books by Tom of Finland under his bed.
'Please enlightent.'
They say the Buddha sat in front of a wall for an hour, and came away enlightened.
You could sit in front of the Buddha for an aeon, and not becom enlightened.
One of these days, someone's gonna try that "gays can marry just like everyone else...they just can't marry other gays, hurr hurr hurr" line which either passes to them as wit or insight, to this day, I am unsure, and they will meet with the business end of a large, blunt object. I mean, Jesus Christ...
"Mr." Coulter dreams nightly of Ann Coulter's cock shoved up his butt.
Hey, if he can spew unsupported bullshit about other people's sex lives, so can I!
The difference is that a child can't give informed consent.
Period.
It's simple enough that even you should be able to grasp it. And yet, you can't.
correct me if im wrong, but wouldn't any man who participates in any form of anal sex with any person(s) of any gender(s), by definition be a buttfucker?
whats the big deal with anal sex? sheesh...
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