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Mr. Coulter #fundie godorscience.com

(Said in response to http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/10/10/D8KM29O01.html)

We need a law prohibitting homosexuality, like it or not.

[A bigger hazard to society is YOU felk - we need to prevent people like you from having contact with kids]

I will pay for the monitary reward if this is NOT a situation that happened between a man and a boy. Here, right here, we have another homo preying on a child. And BEFORE he is convicted or faces trial, his religious leaders file for bankruptcy protection. INCREDIBLE! And all ding-dong can say is that I am the bigger danger to children.

Show me 1, JUST ONE, benefit homosexuality has brought to society, our society.

Mr. Coulter #fundie godorscience.com

[In a thread about a woman who was sexually assaulted at a chuch in Las Vegas, misogynistic dickhead extraordinaire Coulter decides to continue an argument from another thread]

OK, smartass. I suggest you review the tax laws and see just how much obligation you have to pay taxes on your wages and you, YOU, frothed that suitable punishment for not paying taxes on income/a presumed legal debt or obligation, is that I be thrown in jail and raped.

This woman in Florida was raped. Just horrible. I made the comment that her dosage of instant abortion was denied, and that the article made THAT POINT out to be the overwhelming atrocity.

If you read the article, she was arrested for not paying A LEGAL DEBT OR OBLIGATION. A crime YOU state is worthy of rape as punishment. So, instead of being arrested AND THEN raped, she was raped AND THEN arrested. According to you, she received her just punishment.

NOW you want to get all teary eyed and ASSUME I was making fun of her plight.(and hope we never 'remembered' your compassionate recommendation for punishment if one refuses to pay their legal debts)

And then criticize me, ME!, for being cold and heartless. That is laughable. All the while your spirit filled parrot cackles in agreeance, "*CHIIIIRP! Yep, that's right, Yep, that's right. Good point.*CHIIIRP*!"

Mr. Coulter #racist godorscience.com

[Mr. Coulter comments on California and Florida suspending the death penalty. He is now permanently banned.]

OOOOOO!OOOOOOO!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*raising hand enthusiasticly* I have the answer! I have the answer! Here is what we do. Though hangings and beheading are sure and swift, the sissy pro-criminal crowd would be too squeamish about that. So, we get the most finest lethal hand cannons on the market, the .45 or .44 magnum. BUT, we employ equal opportunity. The death squad needs to hire a cross-eyed, paraplegic minority woman to pull the trigger. Even a glancing hit to the skull with those hand cannons would be lethal. And if she missed all together, FIRE 2! Here is where the EEO maneuver comes to play. Who would DARE question her(the trigger lady) or her means as cruel and unusual? Who? The death squad would have a public relations gem! They could say, "Just because she is in a wheelchair, that doesn't mean she cant pull the trigger. So she missed with the first shot, doesn't everybody deserve a second chance, huh? Besides, what are you an 'anti-handicapped racists'?" See, you threatenly throw that slanderous remark out there for even critiquing the skills of the disadvantaged. AND we save the states money for maintaining expensive death chambers and death serums.

And to create an impact on the deterrent of death penalty crimes, we sell tickets to private screenings of the administered justice. The Indians did that for the upcoming Saddam hanging. They sold-out.

Can you believe this scum bags family(the Florida death row inmate) had the gall to say they executed him twice, TWICE! How the hell do you do that? Maybe they are trying to make me laugh, but it didn't work.hehehe

Mr.Coulter #fundie godorscience.com

[Insulting Stephen Hawking Again]

One side is saying "up" and the other is saying "down", one side is saying "yes" and the other is saying "no", one side is saying "left" and the other "right", one side is saying "black" and the other "white". YOU say neither, and for that I can say you are wrong. It is a case of "is" or "isnt", NOT "neither". That is just for the "global warming" issue. When it comes to this outer space project, that is completely something different.

In order to get "validation" for projects that are absurd, why wheel out Hawking? Is that all the validation you can get? HE cannot even look up at the sky to say what the weather is like. HE cannot even stare at a star to give me a general direction as to where HE might suggest we go to save ourselves. HE is full of answers for the solutions that mankind needs to prevent extinction, yet he cannot solve his medical ailment. Hell, HE or they cannot agree as to what that ailment is, ALS or MND. BUT, by God, he will provide us with the clues to save ourselves.

Corey Buckner #fundie godorscience.com

Now I answered your question, here is one for you:

How did Moses know that by dividing a constant existence into seven equal parts (days) that it would accurately split the earth's revolution around the sun and keep the seasons in order for the next 6,000 years?

I'll help you out; it wasn't by the sun because the sun doesn't rise and set at the same time each day, week, year.

What was his measuring rod? I contend that the one who CREATED the earth gave Moses the information which is what Moses claimed. So how do YOU say Moses divided existence into 7-day weeks? After all, ALL astronomy emanates from that INITIAL fact. without it you CAN'T study stars and thus the universe.

Mr. Coulter #fundie godorscience.com

[The last post made from Felk, he was soon banned for being an embarrassment to their forum.]

Ding-a-ling-a-ling,*class bell for 2nd hour health ringing*. After culturalism 101 and our pop quiz about the neccessity of poop in third world construction, we are now going to teach you how to get an abortion without informing your parents. And in biology we will discuss the homosexual animal community, awww.

And ya all seem to be worried about United States world domination, incredible.

Mr. Coulter #fundie godorscience.com

[In response to a news article about the US bombing a Muslim school with children still in the school]

*sniff* They never had a chance to blow themselves up *sniff* Oh, oh, the humanity. *sniff* Al-Zwahari School of Homocide Bombing and Cultic Brainwashing (al-Zwahari affectionately refers to it as, Alma-Mater) gone forever. Oh, *sniff*, Boo-Hoo! Well, here is some comfort,*sniff* for ya, think of all the virgins they got waiting for them-"payment in full".

['How you can joke about the killing of CHILDREN and still consider yourself a Christian is beyond me!']

Hey, you sit here and snivvle about something you know ZERO about. If you think those 'kids' are coloring pictures, reading "see spot run" think again. Your spoiled existance mirroring other people's behavior after us is getting dillusional. You think I cant find passages in the Bible where Israel was told to exterminate their ENTIRE mortal enemies, men, women, children? Guess what they(Israel) did? They spared the women and children, only to have those children grow up and come after them with even greater vengence. A little baby alligator will grow up into an......ALIGATOR.

Mr. Coulter #homophobia godorscience.com

Now, no one said a buttfucker couldnt get married. A buttfucker can fuck a butt before he gets married, and a buttfucker can fuck a butt after he gets married. He can butt fuck until his little queer heart stops beating or until he is consumed by AIDS. He just cant marry that butt he is fucking. He has to marry a woman to be legally and socially recognized as married. He can name that butt he is fucking, Mary, and when he gets the penchant for buggary he can be creative and say, "I am going to get Mary." That is completely creative and legal. [...]

And quite frankly, 'butt fucking libbys' and 'a bunch of pedo faggots'- I DONT see the difference. Please enlighten.

Mr. Coulter #fundie godorscience.com

[Once again ragging on Stephen Hawking]

Look at ya, you cant even pretend to be the humane human you would want us to believe you are, forget the pretend religion you wish to profess. Kerwin is obviously stupid. But that doesnt stop you from making sport of his intelligence. You all rolled Hawking out there to babble about your agenda beliefs as though they are factual. And then when we laugh at him, you say we laugh at him because he is in a wheelchair. NO, we laugh because he says some stupid shit. Way-out stupid shit. If you want people to utter that nonsense, why not use able bodied people then? Hell, there really isnt any proof that Hawking is saying what he is saying anyway. He just sits there and drools, while some R2D2 modulator spits out his supposed words.

[His posts in this thread become more retarded from here]

Mr. Coulter #fundie godorscience.com

[while attempting to defend his "mangina" crack against both reason and the FSTD crew:]

Hey, dipshit. I was reading the fundie fanclub site. Tell those effeminate, she males that MANGINA is not a misspelling nor is it a mispronunciation. MANGINA is what they get when they check their manhood and male member at the door in favor of their ideals. Their little pee-pee creeps away, inbetween their legs, leaving a void of male genetalia and in its place the appearance of a vagina. The rejected hidden pee-pee is now referred to as a MANGINA. A fitting name for those who have self-sacrificed their manhood.

Tell them to look in the mirror. 99.9% will say, "So that is the medical term for that. Thanks, Mr. Coulter."

Mr. Coulter #fundie godorscience.com

[Apparently Mr. Coulter is fond of LSD and proves it while commenting in a thread about a coach offering a player money to injure an autistic kid.]

Now, I cant train that pig to attack you no matter what you want to conjure up in that libby imagination of yours. There, there, you will be O.K. Simmer down the huffing and puffing. Ol' Clyde thought you had some 'baby making goodies' you were about to dispose of or maybe he thought you were about to throw him a treat by disposing that self-castrated talleywacker you angrily carry around, that's all.

Clyde does have a penchant for buggery. That 'daughter' who came to the rescue wasnt the Dickster, now was it? Just what were you(btw, I like the 'nurse' touch) 2 doing out in the hedge? Let me look up those recent George Micheal escapades.....mmmhmmm.

I believe this is the scenario.... Jerry and Dickster, galloping through the woods, in drag. Sharing their romantic view of knighthood and chivalry. Twinkling eyes meet. A flirtatious game of 'chase' begins. Giggling. Juices flowing. Then Clyde gets a whiff. (Thanks to Jerry's expertise in homosexuality, I have learned that animals are homo too. Thanks to the gay animal exhibit Jerry is promoting.) Ole' Clyde wants in on the action. Barges into frolic, uninvited. Unbeknownst to Clyde, your racist views of pigs obviously escalates the hostility. Realizing you are outmatched(in more ways than one) by the crazed boar, Dickster screems hysterically and flees into the hedge leaving the decrepit Jerry to fend off the gay boar all by her lonesome. Her paniced screems flushes out the rest of the 'bush buggery'. George Micheal, Elton John, Boy George, unemployed van driver, Dickster-all circle around the vicious boar. Clapping hands to get its attention, "Hey! Hey! Piggy, piggy! Leave her alone!" Now they start to stomp their high heels, insisting on getting the boar's attention. "Piggy, piggy! Hey! WE said leave her alone, you big bulging bully!" Clyde looks at the crowd of rescuers. He thinks, "Man, these guys are gay. What the hell was I thinking?! Being gay sucks!" Clyde runs off in his shame. Devouring acorns as he welcomes his new life of heterosexuality. Gee, thanks guys. Thanks for turning Clyde straight, letting him see the light and wickedness of his ways.

Mr. Coulter #fundie godorscience.com

Well, well, well, well-well-well-well-well, well, well, WELL! Seems we have found it out, havent we? Senator Foley's sexuality-let me repeat that-SEXUALITY was no BIG secret. Though it was never an issue, NOW, when the elections are just around the corner, the libbys have really 'stepped in it', knee high. In the blind fury to regain power, Foley was sold out as a perceived pedophile. BUT, BUT, BUT pedophelia is not a sexuality. His sexuality is HOMOSEXUAL. Pedophelia and homosexuality go together like stink and shit. Thank you libbys for helping me to prove that.

Mr. Coulter #fundie godorscience.com

[Mr. Coulter commenting on a woman who had stopped taking birth control due to health issues and was denied an Emergency Contraception prescription after a condom broke. EC was over the counter at that time but not in stock in her area.]

"If she would just scrape out her goodies and feed it to the hogs, she wouldnt have to worry about babies. She could still have the hole, and spread it for whoever and whenever she wants."

[That you would even think of something like that shows you to be mentally unstable.]

"How is that unstable? A condom breaking in the act of sex is not a medical emergency, dumb-dumb. If EC is available over-the-counter, why is she imposing on the medical doctor? Oh, because she half heard the truth. With those legs bent up around her ears she must have missed the part that it would not be available until the beginning of the year. And...that is the doctor's fault? Seriously, if she is afraid of the medical illness known as pregnancy and she likes having indiscriminate sex, scrape out all the baby making stuff and just leave the fun hole. Problem solved. She seems very comfortable and indifferent to getting a pill to insure fetal death takes place. I hardly believe she would be offended at the suggestion being offered. She just needs to schedule the time in between her sexual activities. No one said you should castrate your mangina. Relax."

Mr. Coulter #homophobia godorscience.com

[Pedos in Congress]

Pedophile in this case is used because the states such as Texas and Nevada werent the scene of the crime. In those states, age of consent is 16. So this pedophile act in Florida, is a homosexual act in Texas and Nevada. THUS, they are the same.

AND the shame and dismay is from the homosexual perversion NOT the age. If this were a with a 16 year old girl, the outrage would be with the seduction. 16 year olds vastly differentiate from 8-9 or 10 year olds. Using the pedophile/youth "theory" does not work here, for we are talking about physically developed adolescents.

The majority are going to scorn adults seducing teenagers. Pedophile is a stretch, HERE, but the libbys have to use this to their advantage nonetheless. Exposing this fella's homosexual nature would be hypocritical of the libbys, so they expose the youth factor. That will hopefully expose HIS hypocritical nature in his supposed stance on pedophiles.

What it does is just expose him as a pervert, plain and simple. A perverted homo who is dancing on the lines of pedophelia. How many homos have to be exposed with incredulous decision making in their personal lives-carried over into their professional political lives, to show that they are fucked up in the head and cant be trusted in positions of authority?! Whether they be rebublican or libby.

Your 'feeding of the rage' was exposed here again. Your blind anger has got your peers to admonish homosexuality by calling it pedophelia. THUS making the connection for homo/pedo and making THAT behavior perverted and contemptable. Thanks for proving my point. Hypocrites.

Mr. Coulter #fundie godorscience.com

[responding to a male atheist poster who he mistakenly referred to as female]

Hey, when you take these liberal stances and ideals, they are conveyed as being fluffy-weak-wimpy. I, for the life of me, cannot fathom a real true male holding these principles. When gender is not specified, I interpret these posts coming from a female. Believe it or not, I am cutting you slack by presuming you to be a female. You have not vindicated yourself otherwise, in fact you have validated another reason as to why your system and beliefs fail time and again. Take your whole system into these nations who we are already toe-to-toe with and talk like you do, and we should no less than expect attacks against us.

[...]

Hey, women tend to have a sniffle approach to problem solving. All his responses were what I expect women to say. You take the gender out of the person speaking, have them spew what he was spewing, and it will sound like it is being spoken by a woman. Period. And that ALSO is another reason that this/his mentality and approach to problems will fail time and again. That is a perfect REAL TIME proof that feminization of men will be a demise of our country. If he is gonna run around in his panties, he cant get offended that most people will presume that that panty wearer as being a female.

Mr. Coulter #fundie godorscience.com

[Mr. Coulter's personal theory that Stephen Hawking is a vegetable, and is used as a compliant mouthpiece by the liberal atheist bloc for advancing ridiculous ideas as science. Paragraph breaks mercifully added.]

I am not using his handicap. My "legitimate" complaint was intiated by his comment that we will all be living in outer space one day. There really is no proof that HE is the one coming up with this shit. In his prime, he was recognized for his achievements in physics. He cannot audibly/vocally express his opinion. He taps away on a keyboard. He does not give the appearance of being coherent. Yet some synthesized noise spews liberal propaganda.

Your ilk doesnt think anyone will challenge him because he is handicapped. That is my first red flag. Here comes someone in a wheelchair "To tell the world...". Look at Christopher Reeves, all he can think about is taking advantage of the abortion laws so that he may be able to walk again. That is dispicable and may he rest in peace with the innocent victims he urned to take advantage of. And you all wheeled him out there for all it was worth. And what you do is look at who is BEHIND these people. There will stand the agenda. I put the slobberbox vision out ther eso you see what a lot of people see when you(I mean the agenda) wheel one of these pathetic individuals out there.

I see a slobbering mess, the LAST thing that comes to mind is that this guy has any clue as to advancing the human race. LOOK AT HIM. And what does he say, "I think humans will be living in outer space one day." With an R2D2 voice modulator. Are you trying to make me laugh? NO, you are seriously suggesting this crap. "I think we should disect dead baby corpses so I can possibly walk again one day." WHAT! Why not wheel out people who found peace and happiness in their tragic event that has left them bound to a wheelchair? AHHHAWWW! Horror ! Shock! GASP! He may say something about JESUS! Oh, yeah! How dare you say something about a man in a wheelchair!

Mr. Coulter #homophobia #racist godorscience.com

[In a thread that had nothing to do with homosexuals or homosexuality]

Let me refine that for ya, dipshit. AFTER unwavering rejection of homos and their lifestyles, it was determined that my adament stance was an ‘obvious homosexual self-hatred’ or something ‘brilliant’ like that. I used their ‘superior intellectual diagnosis’ to my favor, and therefore posted anti-homo tags as a ‘person of the know’. They still rejected my claims and use the fact of admitting to homosexuality as way of homo-bashing me. But they seem to be immune to the bigot and racist tags because they are defenders of homosexuality.

Confused #fundie godorscience.com

[Quote : Iosef Stalin, Mao Tse-Tung and Saloth Sar did not commit any of their atrocities in the name of atheism.]

But they WERE atheists! I find it amazing how people like Lanny and you will say that Christianity was the reason that the Nazis killed the Jews, but when it comes to your side, well that's different. Their atheist ideology affected their actions. If atheism was the pure and peaceful philosophy that you claim it is, then atheists wouldn't be this violent. Whether they did it in the name of atheism or not is completely beside the point. THEY DID IT.

[Quote : Another mistake you are making is thinking that atheism is a monolithic bloc. All atheism is is the non-belief in deities.]

How many times do i need to say this. PEOPLE USE PHILOSOPHIES AND IDEOLOGY TO JUSTIFY DOING THINGS THEY WOULD OTHERWISE SEE AS WRONG. Religion is a convenient justification for such deeds. While atheism does not nearly provide the covering that religion does, it HAS BEENN USED AS A JUSTIFICATION FOR ATROCITIES IN THE PAST. Those atheist dictators I mentioned earlier 'exterminated' religious people on the belief that their allegiance to their gods could cause resistance to the state. Atheism was preached as the state religion because people who believed it would be, in their opinions, easier to control. Go ahead, deny it. You will only prove that you are a revisionist historian who thinks he has all the answers. Your BA in history doesn't make you an expert, my friend.

[Quote : Your conclusions regarding the actions of Stalin, Mao, Hoxha and Pol Pot are just as biased as mine.]

Defend the gods of atheism at all costs. You are pathetic, dude!

Mr. Coulter #homophobia godorscience.com

The reason they are quick to label them pedophiles before homosexuals is because pedophelia is a crime. With pedophelia being equitable to homosexuality, homosexuality is legal where pedophelia is not. If anything, this is why we have to round up the homos and deal with them as the scurge they are.

Mr. Coulter #fundie godorscience.com

[Response to the News of Steve Irwin's Death]

To have a barb pierce your sternum and heart, he would have to been hugging the poor thing. Freaking sicko-mate. This was as avoidable as being attacked by a sloth. Rolling the dice?, this is like choking to death on the dice.

the pig poop picker upper #homophobia godorscience.com

What purpose is there to have sex in prison than for pleasure. And to experience pleasure, one has to CHOOSE the activity.Using men confined with other men(men who are confined due their inability to control themselves, btw) most definately shows that homosexual behavior IS a choice. You said (and you are the best proof being an admitted homosexual) homosexuality is an ATTRACTION. These prisoners are not having sex with one another because they are repulsed with one another. They are not forced to have sex as a means of existance/ie breathing. So your example shows both ATTRACTION(YOUR proof for being homo) and CHOICE(MY proof that homo is behavioral NOT hereditary). I had you express your definition of gay and homosexual, because there is a "theory" that one can have homosexual sex and NOT be gay. I, too, agree that there is no difference. The arguement is equivalent to saying one can commit a homocide and not be a murderer.

Mr. Coulter #fundie godorscience.com

According to the evidence, PhD is short for:

P-pedophile
h-homosexual
D-deviant

And I believe the "P" and the "D" are capitalized because they are superior forms of evil. The "h" being small case, and even according to your 'evidence', though it is neccessary it is not as important as the "P" and the "D".

Mr. Coulter #fundie godorscience.com

[responding to a poster who claims that pro-choice people are misled]

Yeah, and an abortion is a 'simple procedure'. The difference between me and you Buck, is that I dont cuddle overt sin or sinners. Your Bible passages are used to make yourself feel vindicated for not standing up to evil. I cant resist, Paul and the vipers was an episode where Paul is suffering persecution. He wasnt turning a blind eye on evil because it has free will. Only when you are seeking approval do you babble righteousness. Give me 'the what for' in name calling, while calling me names. How is someone forced into an abortion? You are giving excuses. Which is what I called out. Pro-choice also means 'absent of consequense' and you affirm that with your foolish 'forced into it' reason.

"Not everyone who is pro-abortion/pro-choice is evil", is about the most asinine statement made by you yet. I cant think of a better measuring stick in determining evil than how one will treat the "most defenseless of us". "Mis-led?" another excuse, typical.


The castration of women offends you like the explaination of homo sex offends you. If the concern of being barefoot and pregnant is so horrific, hell, just remove your ovaries. That is how we prevent dogs from getting pregnant, and they survive just fine. That is not a complicated procedure, and both sides of the issue would be solved. Confused, we will play with your 'pretend faith' on another day.

I was reading on the AIDS in Africa. Your exposed breast culture statement seems to be the very thing exploited, thus making AIDS the epidemic it is there. It seems there is a 1 in 3 chance that a baby can contract AIDS through breast milk. So, encouraging breast feeding will only insure that babies will contract AIDS over there. The 'education' in caring for children is taught by teaching mother's proper breast feeding principles. Seeing that the breast is always exposed insures that the baby can go to the 'AIDS well' without hinderance.

Mr. Coulter #homophobia godorscience.com

["All we have to judge you is statements like "you are all a bunch of butt fucking queers" or "Dr. Haucking is a slobberbox". Is it a surprise you now have to defend your intelligence?"]

Those who would engage in sexual intercourse by sticking their penis in another man's rectum, is being a butt fucker. Those who would encourage that behavior would themselves have to be a butt fucker.

Here is a question as it might appear on an IQ test.

1.All fags are gay. All fags are buttfuckers. Some gays are lesbians. All lesbians are carpet munchers. Which sentence is true:

A. All gays are fags.
B. All gays are lesbians.
C. All lesbians are butt fuckers.
D. All gays are an abomination.

2.All gays support homosexuality. Some non-gays support homosexuality. Most non-gays dont support homosexuality. Which sentence is true:

A.All gays are not homosexual.
B.Some non-gays are not homosexual.
C.Most non-gays are homosexual.
D.Homosexuality is an abomination.

Slobbering is a trait common amongst those who have little control of their saliva output. Those who are invalid, are big time slobberers. Invalids have difficulty controlling their saliva.

Mr. Coulter #fundie godorscience.com

[In a discussion about the cruelty of the electric chair Mr. Coulter adds this]

AIDS takes care of the homo. I couldnt impose a worse death than that. And we actually put puppIES in a hefty bag, tie it up, and throw it in the river, that way they dont die alone.

Mr. Coulter #racist godorscience.com

[Mr. Coulter's answer when asked who will take care of his pigs if he enlists in the Israeli army]
The slaves I take as spoil from Israel's victory in War, are who will care for the swine. How sweet is that, my little Muslim hoard will be washing my pigs.

Mr. Coulter #fundie godorscience.com

[Responding to an article about government funding for abstinence only education that uses misleading curriculum.]

Dick, that gibber gabber about a 2004 article written on 2001 findings proves nothing but what the fag democrat hates about abstinance. Probably tried to molest one of his interns who quoted their teachings on abstinance and he became enraged.

Anyway, my point on the "neverneverland" story was to illustrate how out of touch these fag fans are. Anyone who knows of knights, knows a knight is not going to allow himself to be pushed around by some woman.

The only thing that woman could tell a knight is what she is cooking him for dinner. Even if that woman is the king's daughter.

Because as it turns out these king's are either womanizers or queers. And neither is a proper male role model for a daughter.

She would be absent of proper discipline, because her father is absent of discipline. So she would pop off at the mouth like a spoiled brat, and any rugged knight whose very duty is to face death on any occasion WONT be pushed around by some stupid rich bitch.

He most likely would have trained from his early teens on being a knight. Being a knight would be second nature. Unlike fag democrats who would hire a knight to fill a quota, being a knight is a way of life not just a job.

[...it goes on like this and it gets worse]

Mr. Coulter #fundie godorscience.com

[In responce to an article about a town using, among other things, hog manure to generate their own energy. A fundie who happens to be a pig farmer responds with a bizarre post.]

Is this some way of saying that me and the piggies are going to be the heros of the energy crisis? Well, well, well.

Here you go WD, we can now use the theory of evolution to solve the energy crisis! So now the theory of evolution is not about evolution, but a TRUTH on aiding the energy crisis. This is how the simple pig farming thesis/process will work. First, I will have all theory of evolution gibbergabber mailed to me. Second, I will feed it to the piggies. Third, I will let those theories "evolve"(get it evolve) into pigshit. And I(well not "I", the deep bowels of the piggies) even got it to go from one form of existance into another, how sweet is that! Where are those pesky creationist now! Huh?! We dont hear one word from them, humph figures. We (pig farmer and science) have proven the "theory of evolution" does exist, and how "theory of evolution" emerged from a gob of goo(in this case pigshit) and evolved(I will make sure evolve/evolution get full credit) into energy/fuel. GOD?! HA! INDEED! Well GOD may have created the pig and man, but where was He when the "theory of evolution" evolved into pigshit? HMMM? How about you, confused? Me and WD just theorized an idea into an absolute truth. Cant forget the Fourth process, then we convert the pigshit into fuel and solve the pinch at the gasoline tank. WOW!

Does this make me a *sniff*, dare I say, a a a scientist?! OR maybe if this thesis pans out, a Doctor. I'll even let the Chinese beauties call me Docker. Dr.Mr. Coulter, and I did not even go to college. I can use my new fortune to finance a phD course at the local community college, I will target the poor and minorities of course. We will have basic readin', writin', and rithmaticin' ciriculum to give us validation, you know. WE will have advanced degrees in shredding the "theories of evolution", litteraly shredding with a paper shredder, so the pigs can easily consume them. And whittling, gots to do sumptin while them pig bowels are evolutioning. And of course the proper pronuciation in hollaring "sue ee". Let me demonstrate, it is not "sue ee", no, no. It is "Sue EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" "Comes and git yer theories!" Just think, with Dr. liscences more easily attainded, when those libbys come and profess gibbergabber with their elite educational credentials, we can have an army respond with "Nah uh" and flash their Dr. badge. Also, proper pumping of poo will have to be taught. From now on the poo truck will no longer be called the "honey wagon", no sir. It is now officially the "MONEY WAGON"! Hey, hey bling, bling. Oh, and for those who are too lazy to complete the semester it takes to become a doctor, we can have a 2 nit seminar on becoming a scientist by teaching folks how to feed "theories of evolution" to pigs. If the pompous educational field raises a stink(get it) with them being credited as scientists, we will graduate them as evolutionists. The Christianity will be taught free of charge.

Yes, and when you cruise the Illinois countryside with your $0.25/gallon gasoline and you get a whiff from that south wind, you can now be proud! For that whiff is the "theory of evolution" evolving into TRUTH. Now Jerry, WD we are in an alliance. The Christian Evolutionists! Ta da!

Mr. Coulter #fundie godorscience.com

Darwin introduced theory of evolution. Evolution is not the important factor in the theory of evolution. It is the theory that is important. AS long as the truth is theoretical, it can be changed whenever it meets an obstacle. Evolution is only important for its idea that there is no god. Therefore, it is the theory of no god. And that is atheistic/atheism. Not factual, just theoretical. Which is now the education of teaching a truth that only exists in theory.

Mr. Coulter #fundie godorscience.com

[Follow up to Mr. Coulter's previous incoherent rant, commenting on a study <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/5120004.stm" target="_blank">which strongly links particular biological elements of the womb</a> during pregnancy with homosexuality]

Yeah, the womb, just the womb, no other biological connection, just the womb, is the problem. What a dumbass. I suppose it is the penis' fault for rape, or for being a rapist. And the vagina's fault for luring the penis to force the unfortunate male into making his choice. That article BLATANTLY removes free-will from existance. You would think a libby sheeple would be defending free-will(certainly the main ingredient in pro-choice) to death, but hatred for being human seems to be the underlined goal.

Mr. Coulter #sexist #homophobia godorscience.com

As I stated, as they eliminate the biological aspect-they being pro-homo and "convinced" it is a hereditary or biological trait- it leaves wide open the environment as being a FACTOR and not soley the reason. Who said over-mothering was the culprit? Why not an immasculating woman? Preferably the type of woman who bought into the 60s/70s womens lib(lib means liberal) movement. It is gonna reveal that the very perfect liberal woman is the leading FACTOR in boys becoming queer. They are already realizing it and setting up the WOMB as being the fault and not the WOMBman, most assuredly the liberal woman. Hatred for the fetus, setting up hatred for the womb, which is the biological problem with homosexuality. I suppose the cure will be to encourage women to get historectomies which will thus encourage more homosexuality which will then make homosexuality mainstream/de-stigmatized. The United States of homos, boy if we arent popular as a nation now, just wait until that dream is realized. WE will be the envy of the entire w
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Mr. Coulter #fundie godorscience.com

[Fundies intelligent take on Steven Hawking's recent comments]

This just in from the slobbering genious:

*slobber**slobber*[insert R2D2 voice modulator]*slobber*"People of earth,*slobber*, I am worried,*slobber*, that earth's temperature will rise to 250 degrees,*slobber*, and rain sulphuric acid,*slobber*[now insert the customary burps and whistles, not of R2D2 overkill, but because the moisture from all the slobber has penetrated the voice modulator]*slobber,slobber,slobber*This as it is so on Venus,*slobber*dont ask me why I correlate,*slobber*, for there are no civilizations on Venus,*slobber*to create a global warming there,*slobber*just believe me,*slobber*, for I am a genious,*slobber*"

*slobber**slobber**slobber*"Might I add,*slobber**slobber*, I [now he begins to blow into the tube(as slobber flies profusely between his lips and steering tube) that steers his wheelchair. He slowly, but methodically, manueveres his throne/toity as a smoke trail developes what looks to be an obtuse and crooked heart, yes, it is definately a HEART!,aww that genious Dr.Hawkings] China.*slobber*slobber*[faintly and ever so quietly insert a high pitched fart, as he leeringly gazes at the young porceline 20 something beauty standing next to him] *slobber*Especially, the women.*slobber*

[Now picture an obviously creeped out and uncomfortable young woman as she desperately tries to laugh off her outwardly disturbed expresions] "I,I,I find Docker Hauching to be veddy, ha-ha-ha [nervously sweating and laughing] aaah how you say, woonique. Dare is no won in worl like he. He stron spiwit."

Dr. Hawkings listens with a slight humility as he eats some rice(for chinese food is his favorite). As he shows another of his innumerous gifted abilities, eating without chopsticks, or silverware for that matter. He just lobs his head into the bowl, and scoops it in. The audience applauds! As the Chinese beauty finishes her "speech", the brilliant Dr. Hawkings acknowledges the praise, as rice rains off his chin. He gives the beauty a sloooooooooow and very lazy-esque wink with a simultaneous slobber. The Chinese audience roars into a rock star ovation. Hawking acknowleges the crowd with a catatonic stare as his voice modulator cracks the the cry of feedback. The beauty scurries off the stage and is heard saying she smelt stale urine.

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