[posted on June 5, 2006]
7 year apocolypse!!! 6-6-06 will mark the coming of something big in the world, 2009 will start World War 3, 2012 comet comes headed to earth but is destroyed by a Laser Gun which there already starting to make as we speak, but the comet is not totally destroyed and will kill almost all of us on the planet, by 2013 there is not much of left, therefore it will start a new generation of people and alot of rebuilding. All of this comes from Bible, and now there making movies such as The Day after tomorrow, The Davinci Code, and so on.. There doing that just to get us prepared for whats to come in the future..so were not scared. The only people that will be safe is our Gov. and the President cause they have a place go when things are going to be bad of whats to come. They know its coming too, the comet is already heading for us, but it will finally make land fall on December 21,2012.
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A bold statement to make, given that in, let's see...exactly forty-five hours and forty-five minutes from now, when 6-6-06 has passed without incident throughout the world, you will be conclusively proven wrong
Oh, c'mon, chad. Get your nose out of your bible and whatever bad sci-fi your reading, and get your butt into an English class.
"They know its coming too, the comet is already heading for us, but it will finally make land fall on December 21,2012."
Dammit, that's going to really put a damper on the Christmas season!
Here's the problem with that apocalypse story. It starts with the world getting destroyed by war, but that changes and the world is hit by a comet (which we stop with a lazer, but not really).
How does the Da Vinci Code prepare us for being hit with a comet anyways?
Aww crap. Everything's gonna start ending tomorrow, like it did all those other 6-6-06. All 20 of them.
This is, of course, not including the ones BEFORE the bible was even made. Ho ho ho. That's just a whole 'nother bunch of apocolypses right there.
This their/there/they're thing as well as your/you're seem to be some kind of internet lingo to me, meant to make fun of official writing rules. Personally, I think everyone who uses them should be brought to court for hurting my brain. Anyways, back to topic, those apocalypse guys are creepy and stupid, and should brought to court for hurting my brain. Our calendar is quite artificial in using dezimal system and numbering the days and so on. And who would have thought of the calendar reform of 1582 when the biblical apocalypse was written? What should it mean anyway? I say, anyone hiding in their bedroom on 6/6/06, quaking like a jellyfish out of fear that they are sinners and will be punished by Jesus deserves just that.
Pike said: "Dammit, that's going to really put a damper on the Christmas season!"
Not for little Timmy Johnson, who in November of 2012 will ask Santa to send him a giant Comet for Christmas.
See, there's always a bright side to everything.
A) Lasers are among the worst ways to deal with comets
B) Comets that could hit us by 2012 would be noticed and tracked already (it's one of those things that science does). The closest Potentailly Hazardous Object right now is XP14, which is a 500m chunk of mostly iron that will pass just outside the moon's orbit on July 3rd. Source:
http://www.cfa.harvard.edu/iau/lists/PHACloseApp.html
C ) Doesn't invoking movies as what the future will be like invoke TDR's law?
Destroying a comet to even that extent would require in excess of trillions of terajoules, dipshit. Besides, why wait for a comet to rain fiery death when we can do it ourselves?
@Weird Al's "Christmas at Ground Zero"
(Cheery)
Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin'
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last minute shoppin'
It's time to face your final destiny
Actually, the odds are pretty good that tomorrow (6/06/06) will "mark the coming of something big in the world." That's a pretty slippery definition.
In Case of Lack Of Rapture, Please Use Loophole in Vague Term.
I, for one, can honestly say that watching The Da Vinci code has indeed prepared me for the apocalyptic end of civilization as we know it in the form of a bolide impact. Only a fool wouldn't see the connection!
I've been Raptured! The day has come! Of course, it's a bit lonely up here; I'm the only person on the planet who was properly faithful to Her Holiness, Lilayeneh. I'm guessing the Rapture Ready Christian folk will continue to predict the "rapture" throughout the Tribulation, and never suspect that they worshipped the wrong god.
Also, note to atheists: Lilayeneh likes rational people. By refusing to take Lilayeneh's existence on "faith," you are the Special Acme Chosen Ones (tm) who get to go to paradise. I just get to go first 'cause I'm Lilayeneh's friend. (Even gods indulge in a little cronyism.)
OK, enough semi-sorta-funny stories.
Having passed the day in question in some parts of the world with no reports of "something big", early indications are that chad_80-1 is, in fact, wrong.
Well, 6/6/06 came and went... so where's the apocolypse?
If it's not coming, I'll just go to a "Slayer" concert secure in the knowledge that the fires of hell won't consume us while we get down with our metal.
The greatest war going on right now is the war in Iraq and Afghanistan, where the US is the aggressor. But it didn't start last year.
People have been making end-of-the-world movies for as long as we have been able to make movies.
Btw, isn't the number of the beast 616, according to some sources?
The 6th of June is the national day in Sweden. Many people were drunk on that day, and some fornication probably happened... But that's just the same as any other 6th of June.
"7 year apocolypse!!! 6-6-06 will mark the coming of something big in the world, 2009 will start World War 3," tl;dr...
It's 2010. We're still here.
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Apocalypse, or in this case, "apocolypse", predictions are like tattoos; they're created during times of poor judgement and a cause of much embarrassment later.
Comet?
What century is this?
Idiot.
Well, here we are: five years into WWIII and it's been a living hell. A couple of years ago, we were indeed hit by a comet and that damned laser gun couldn't stop it!
I mean, all of this comes from the Bible, so I guess I have to stare the evidence (you know, none of this shit coming to pass) straight in the face and "still" claim the Bible is the word of god.
It is currently 2014, several years since the apocalypse predicted by the great prophet, chad_80-1, blessed be his name.
In the before times, we had infrastructure, readily accessible food, and a vast social structure. All of these have necessitated rebuilding. We have endured disease, cannibalism, hedonism, despair and death. Of those, we enjoyed only the hedonism.
I do not know what the future holds as we repopulate the earth, but I hold fast to my belief that mankind will survive.
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