"We have proof that there is an afterlife because Jesus raised people from the dead"
PROTIP: The films "ReAnimator", "Universal Soldier" and "Flatliners" are not documentaries.
"and Jesus raised himself from the dead."
Pics or it didn't happen.
"We have proof through multiple eye witnesses to events that occurred almost 2000 years ago."
Where? Would I be right in guessing that these 'eyewitness acounts' appear in... the Bible? Written by different people, in different parts of the world, and in different centuries? Oh, so I win a biscuit?! Whoop-de-fucking-do. If there were a 'Reverse-Scopes Monkey Trial', in which religion was on trial (especially via testimonies & cross-examination of clergy, believers etc) for it's very existence, your defence would be fucked right from the start. The prosecution would demand these 'eyewitnesses' be brought before the court. And when they can't appear...!
PROTIP: Here in the UK, a case can't be decided purely on eyewitnesses' accounts alone. There has to be actual, physical, forensic evidence, for such case(s) to have any credibility. The cases of the Guildford Four and Birmingham Six - and their subsequent retrials and pardons - made sure of that.
Moral: Want your claims to be accepted as fact? Evidence, or GTFO.
...oh, and you'd better sit down, Linux98, as what I'm about to say will come as a shock to you: that screename - and the OS you've based it on? It was invented by Linus Torvalds - an Atheist.
Better reformat your HD and install Windows. Bollocks. Bill Gates is an Atheist. Better throw away your PC and invest in a Mac, with OSX Lion installed. Arse. Steve Jobs is an Atheist too.
Well, that's you fucked then. >:D
