Do ancient unexplained artifacts and high technology potentially provide evidence of pre-flood civilizations?.. Is there evidence that dinosaurs did co-exist with men in agreement with the Bible and in opposition to the theory of evolution? Do Giant versions of some of today's plant, insects, animals and 'Mega' Men prove a stumbling block for evolutionary theories?.. Is there an unmistakable Message (from God) in the cells of every living thing? YES!
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Do ancient unexplained artifacts and high technology potentially provide evidence of pre-flood civilizations?
In a word, yes. Some evidence we have is Ancient Egyptian artifacts from 3000 BC. I'm not even going to argue the point of a flood however.
Is there evidence that dinosaurs did co-exist with men in agreement with the Bible and in opposition to the theory of evolution?
I thought that the bible didn't mention dinosaurs. I think you may be a little confused. And scientific history says that dinosaurs were dead a good 60 million years before humans evolved.
Do Giant versions of some of today's plant, insects, animals and 'Mega' Men prove a stumbling block for evolutionary theories?
This just confuses me.
Is there an unmistakable Message (from God) in the cells of every living thing?
Apparently there is because I missed it.
I also think it is a bit arrogant to use the name saintly (spelled properly).
Eric:
I think with the first question he's going out of fundy territory into Atlantean-style woo. Something like the Coso artifact (look it up on talk.origins -- it's a spark plug from the 1920s buried under unusual conditions).
Dinosaurs coexisting with men? No. Unless you count birds.
Now this is an interesting question. Leaving out this silly reference to "Mega Men" (what, robust Australopithecines? That giant ape I've heard about? Nope, I don't think you're counting those, are you, s8intly, are you?), let's see about those giant ferns and insects and whatnot.
If you know why they were giant, no, it's not a stumbling block. The Earth's environment hasn't been constant over time, so life changes depending on conditions. When there were meter-wide dragonflies, tree ferns, and spiders the size of soccer balls (the Carboniferous area), the oxygen content of the atmosphere was quite high, allowing arthropods (the dominant animal life on land at the time) to grow much larger than they could today. Large dinosaurs got that way partly to make them too difficult for predators to manage, partly to take advantage of economies of scale in food consumption.
Unmistakeable message in the cells? Did you watch that episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation with the DNA recording a few too many times?
Mega Man doesn't block evolutionary theories, he just stops Dr. Wily.
Seriously, tough. The "Giant animals and plants" are actually accepted scientifically. The giant men were just a hoax.
"Do ancient unexplained artifacts and high technology potentially provide evidence of pre-flood civilizations?"
No, and there are no such things anyway, imbecile.
"Is there an unmistakable Message (from God) in the cells of every living thing?"
I don't know about that, but Slartibartfast's signature is in Norway. :)
Giant versions of some of today's animals and plants were known to have existed and are not a stumbling block to evolution. Indeed, they are the exact opposite.
It's creationists who should have a problem with this. Why did god change his mind and shrink crocodiles and sharks to what we know today? Did he get the recipe wrong the first time?
So much for being omnipotent.
Is there evidence that civilizaitons were thriving at the time your flood was supposed to be covering the entire world?
Is there a complete lack of dinosaurs at all, let alone living with man, in the Bible?
Does the Square Cube Law completely debunk the idea of "Mega" Men, while paleontological evidence easily explains giant plants, insects and animals?
Does the brain's tendency to search for patterns even where there are non explain why fundies think they see evidence for a god everywhere they look?
YES!
Sorry, the answer is NO to all your moronic questions:
There is no evidence for any world-wide flood.
Dinosaurs died out some 65 million years ago.
Humans and Chimpanzees split up in two branches some 2 million years ago.
We have giant versions of some plants today, it's called selective breeding and does not refute evolution.
If there is a message from any god in our cells, it's "Sorry, I messed it up, time and time again! That's why you have so many useless genes that are turned off".
Do ancient unexplained artifacts and high technology potentially provide evidence of pre-flood civilizations?
No
Is there evidence that dinosaurs did co-exist with men in agreement with the Bible and in opposition to the theory of evolution?
No
Do Giant versions of some of today's plant, insects, animals and 'Mega' Men prove a stumbling block for evolutionary theories?.
No
Is there an unmistakable Message (from God) in the cells of every living thing?
No
YES!
No.
Well, that was easy.
Well, then show that stuff to us!
Also, how are you supposed to pronounce that name:
s-eight-intly? What is that supposed to mean?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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