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barwhack: Socialistic parasites have done their best to kill Christianity for over a hundred years: pretty much since Marx. Christianity'll survive. Don't worry. It survived Stalin AND Mao even... and it'll survive the ongoing self-destruction of the west. I know those facts will alleviate your obvious anxiety, because your motivation for speaking was manifest: your concern for Christ and His legacy - the gospel (which concern involved-not-at-all using Christ's name as your very own eco-warrior tool...) Rest assured: Christianity will survive -unhurt- versus intelligent Evangelicalism, and happy Lutheranism, and choosy Calvinism, and progressive Orthodoxy, and parochial Catholicism, and united denominations, and this deadly life. Thank God.

bullet-2-binary:
Whaaat. No idea what you're talking about.

Old_Army90Lutheran: but libruls

barwhack: Stupid has many names. Its recent incarnation as forced sharing for social good, is right now most vibrant in non-classical liberalism. You're right. If only there were a naturalistic replacement for religion that would promote forced sharing... something that would appeal to good-natured folks that Wanna Make A "Difference"... something that -all at once- stroked the the inner Knight In Shining Armor AND inflamed his self-righteous indignation. Something that already has a socially entrenched clergy, and was dressed as secularism...et voilå. Al Gore and Bill Nye would like a secular word with you. It concerns submarine Miami and ice cream orgies; for the Earth!

HolyMuffins: You know, there are proposed solutions to climate change that don't involve secular tree worship and fully automated gay space communism, or whatever you're on about.

barwhack: Like Paris global "carbon" redistribution magic orwellian economies? Yes, I'm aware. The absolute brilliance of shifting currencies around (out of the US) - in service of a glorious secular World Faith - whilst failing even to address the basic supposed complaint? by failing to sequester ANY carbon? did not escape me. If only Obama had constitutionally pushed his treaty through congress... instead of inventing new powers for Trump to exploit. Alas.

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