Actress Cameron Diaz is a wicked woman for starring in the recent R-rated (R for rotten) Hollywood filthy 2014 movie titled, “SEX TAPE.” I haven't seen the movie and won't see it. The advertisement says the story is about a married couple who records themselves having sex, then wakes up the next morning and finds the tape missing. So they spend the rest of the movie looking for the tape. This is the evil Hollywood smut that continually provokes THE JUDGMENT OF GOD upon our nation, and it is already happening... just look at the police state being set up right before our eyes, while dumbed-down, decadent, comatose, sin-loving, party-going, sports-worshipping, obese, television-brainwashed, indifferent Americans are doing absolutely nothing to fight it!!! Shame on Cameron Diaz for being involved in such evil smut, nudity and wickedness. This is preaching!
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"The advertisement says the story is about a married couple who records themselves having sex, then wakes up the next morning and finds the tape missing. So they spend the rest of the movie looking for the tape."
-Maybe I'm wrong, because I haven't seen the movie, but the advertisement gives the impression that there is no tape at all - the record is digital and gets uploaded to cloud... so no "looking for the tape"...
On another note: Hey, Dave discovered recent movies!
Wow! He's talking about something contemporary!
Married couples are allowed to have sex, right? The movie sounds rather stupid, but I see no evil in it, except the people extorting them for money. (I read about it on Swedish Wikipedia, and the one who uploaded that text has used Google Translate without editing the text afterwards. It was horrible! I should have switched to English Wikipedia first...)
There is no tape. They accidentaly uploaded the video onto their cloud storage account on internet, from where it was shared with everyone they know.
I'd ask our friend here to at least get his facts straight and/or not lie, but then again, it is David J. Stewart so asking for that would probably be futile.
OH MY GARSH! IT'S A MIRACLE! HE'S COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT'S ACTUALLY CURRENT!
And, in true D.J. Stupid form, any criticism of Jason Segal (the "hubby" in the movie & equally culpable in making the sex tape) is nowhere to be seen. Well? What about that vile wicked man-whore, Jason Segal, Mr. Sandusky-Clone?!
Wow, I can't believe that DJS is actually talking about a current movie for a change.
Well, the movie sounds fun, but Cameron Diaz is past her prime, IMO. The last movie I saw her in she was really showing her age. She no longer looks like the youthful girl she was in "Something About Mary."
Oh my god, I just realized that I sound like one of those MRA assholes.
I'm betting the police state we have now is nothing compared to the police state DJS would set up if he could. No porn, no good movies, no alcohol, women wearing burkas, being forced to pray... it would be just like Saudi Arabia.
Did you even see the ad? It stated that the video was uploaded to the cloud. There's no physical tape. It's right there in the trailers.
Also, no one uses tapes anymore.
"This is preaching"? What, is "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God" the template that all preaching must follow? Try some preaching that involves idealism rather than castigation. (Are we at least agreed that the Christ was an idealist, Stewart?)
"This is preaching!"
Yes, it is, Davy, and that's why nobody cares.
But, seriously, though, is Davy saying even married couples aren't allowed to have sex anymore? That is weird even by his standards, as we kinda need to do that to prevent our species from becoming extinct. Kinda weird of a "loving" god to want that.
Yeah, and besides, you'd rather fap to something where the actors are the right age.
That is, 7 or thereabouts.
This is preaching.
Thanks for the tip.
So now he's complaining of a married couple having sex? What's so smutty about that? I don't see anywhere in the bible where it says thou shalt not videotape thy lovemaking with thy spouse.
Anyway, the movie sounds funny.
Ok....first, no one has used actual, physical video tape in more than a decade.
Second....shaming is not preaching.
So he's too busy being pissed off because Cameron Diaz made a movie to actually help starving children, the poor and those suffering from disease?
He really doesn't deserve worship, does he?
This is the evil Hollywood smut that continually provokes THE JUDGMENT OF GOD upon our nation
Yep... so much more evil than having sex with kids, right?
What all of you guys mentioning that the couple in the movie is married are not getting, is that Segel and Diaz are not really married. They are just pretending to be![/fundie]
What Davey is not getting is that this goes also for the “sex” they are having
I haven't seen the movie and won't see it. just look at the police state being set up right before our eyes sin-loving, party-going, sports-worshipping, obese, This is preaching!
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