"From what I watched on the tv show and what the Bible say, Jesus was raped in it for 3 days and then He rose from the dead.
So, the ultimate example of Rape = [i]Redemption[/i]...?!
I know that - once he was sentenced to crucifixion - he was fucked, but...?! o_O; X3
He could hardly pith.
Added to my collection of fave fundyisms...
I don't care who in Hell you think you are, buddy, but you drop that cross one more time and you're outta the parade!"
I bet the Roman centurion was cross as well! It was all he could do - after telling that other Red Sea Pedestrian to write 'Romani Ite Domum' a hundred times or have his balls cut off - to stop himself from telling this 'Jesus' bloke or whoever he is to do the same! [/"Monty Python's Life of Brian"] X3