“I would like to see more Christians reach out to unreached people groups.”
Well, I will buy you a pair of rollerskates to reach out.
“These millions, who live in gross spiritual darkness, have never heard the gospel.”
Okay, can we get buttons, then? So when someone sent out by Comfort offers to bring me the gospel i’ve never heard, I can point to my suspenders and there’s the button saying “Tell Bananaman I Heard It Already.”
“They are primitive in their thinking,”
Says the bananaman.
“idolatrous in nature,”
Gotta say, the way you treated the Atheist’s Nightmare like a silver bullet seems to qualify, far as I can tell.
“are morally anarchistic,”
No, Ray, anarchy would mean there were more atheists in prisons than Christains. We just don’t think YOUR skybeast champions our morality.
“speak in a corrupt language,”
And what do you speak in, Ray? COBOL?
“have rings through their ears and noses,”
OH, NO!!! People with the GOSPEL ignore FASHIONS AND TRENDS!
“kill their own offspring,”
Abraham and Isaac, bubbles. Not a mark in your favor.
“believe they are related to monkeys,”
More to the point, Ray, we know we’re related to Bananas.
“and they abide at your local university.”
Ray demonizing people who are too smart for his bullshit. Such shock.
