You know you are an evolutionist when you:
Mix clay and rocks and watch for a human to form.
think that B must follow A but then think that it can only be true if A is true; but wait a minute is true true?
think that a model kind of says that 50% of gophers will be digested and turn into hawks, in a way.
Well anyway....your turn
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I think I got that...
He said scientists believe "We can't make people out of clay, therefore God couldn't possibly have done it."
Then he accuses them of making logical fallacies
Then he says evolution can't be true because too much prey gets eaten by predators
Very idiotic, at least it is if my fundie to english dictionary is up to date
Mix clay and rocks and watch for a human to form.
*cough* Adam *cough*
Wow the others are even weirder. OK let's fix this.
You know you are a Creationist when you:
Mix clay and rocks and watch for a human to form.
think that B must follow A but then think that it can only be true if A is true; but wait a minute is true true?
think that a model kind of says that 50% of gophers will be digested and turn into hawks, in a way.
"Mix clay and rocks and watch for a human to form." Umm...that's Genesis, actually.
I once saw a quote here that said, "Xians seem to think evolution means watching a donkey turn into an octopus in about four hours in the backyard."
I've quoted that to my friends ad nauseum , but I wish I could give proper credit. Anyway, it applies here.
"You know you are a creationist when you:
Have an unprovable, unobservable, contrary "being" breathe life into dust.
Think that B doesn't have to follow A but then think that it can only be true if "godditit"; but wait a minute is god real?
think that a model kind of says that 2(or 7) of each "kind" hyperevolves...err, mutates...ummm...well, changes into all current animals, in a way.
Well anyway....your turn"
This one is a troll. How can he refer to clay and rocks SO BLATANTLY(Adam=man of clay). And if A means God, it´s you. You reject evolutionism because it´s apparently incompatible with the Bible, that you take as true with no proof whatsoever. And the third is so evident...........Mirror award?
You know you are a Fundie when you:
Mix fairy tales and wishful thinking and wait for the truth to appear.
Think that B must follow A because that's what the ancient fairy tales of desert bumpkins say, but, since you don't really care what is true, it doesn't bother you.
Think that misrepresenting what the ToE and those who accept the ToE say is a perfectly valid form of argument.
"Well anyway....your turn"
Thanks, just took my turn.
Mix clay and rocks and watch for a human to form.
If it happened abruptly, that would disprove evolution, you twit!
The rest of the post makes even less sense.
You know you are an evolutionist when you ... think that a model kind of says that 50% of gophers will be digested and turn into hawks, in a way.
Is this supposed to make sense? OK, I've met a few models who were dumb enough to say that gophers will be digested and turn into hawks, but I'm not sure what this has to do with evolution ...
You know you are an evolutionist when you:
Mix clay and rocks and watch for a human to form.
Does your own Bible not say Adam was made from dirt?
think that B must follow A but then think that it can only be true if A is true; but wait a minute is true true?
Ahem...the bible is infallible because it's the word of God. How do I know it;s the word of God? It says so, right here! So it has to be true.
think that a model kind of says that 50% of gophers will be digested and turn into hawks, in a way.
Heh? Where did you get that?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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