SEDAGIV #fundie disqus.com

It doesn't matter if you believe it or not, that's like saying "I don't believe we breathe in oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide". You can say you don't believe it, but it doesn't change that that's the case. Anytime you have an unclean thought, it's a sin. Anytime you use profanity (purposely or otherwise), that's a sin. It's that sin, that imperfection in every one of us that is the reason why we don't all have perfect health, among other things.

"That's just pure silliness, akin to, "Junior was born cross-eyed 'cause a black cat jumped on Mama's lap when she was pregnant." Silliness born from utter ignorance about anatomy, hygiene, and germ theory. Your invisible friend is the definition of supernatural."

Yet he has nothing to do with the introduction of sin. That all came from decisions made by flesh-and-blood humans. ROFL! By all means, keep displaying that ignorance of the things you're trying to mock. It's hilarious.

"Says the guy who apparently believes in a talking snake."

*Munching on popcorn*......please, provide more ignorant mocking claims about something you know nothing about.

"I know plenty about it. I spent the first 20+ years of my life in the Protestant faith. It isn't some super complicated, arcane knowledge. It's nothing more than simplistic myths, promulgated by Bronze Age tribesmen."

So you really know nothing about it. Ok, got it.

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