GOD: 'Cause I could tell you that, but, you know, it would by lying. And I really shouldn't lie. Remember commandment number nine, "thou shalt not bear false witness"? By the way, I've noticed you having some trouble with that one, and also with "thou shalt not steal".
I bet Hovind knows damn well that he's a lying, theiving fraud. These crazy dialouges he's having are just to get people to buy into his "look at me I'm so innocent" act.
By the way, if you read it, you'll notice Satan gets in on the conversation too. Apparently Kent Hovind is so important that he gets to talk to both God and Satan one-on-one.