[Concerning a photo of a sailor who shared the homecoming kiss with her girlfriend.]
My first reaction at the obviously orchestrated commie gay-pride display was anger but it was quickly tempered, as THEY KNEW IT WOULD BE, by the two atypical participants of hot lesbo action. It is the psychology of a standard issue degenerate and visually-stimulated American male which I am.
The enemy is well-funded, well-trained, highly motivated and infiltrated into the highest levels of society and government. It knows exactly what it’s doing.
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Yes it must have been contrived since there couldn't possibly have been a real lesbian couple being reunited after a long separation and a friend there to capture the moment. Your display of anger and paranoia about this picture only displays your bigotry, lack of morals, and ignorance. I am proud to say that I AM an enemy of people like you.
An open letter to the young lady returning:
Dear Sailor,
Thank you for your service. Welcome home.
Gratefully, Percy Q. Shunn
You found lesbians hot?
To Hell with thee!
You think that your "enemy" is 'well-funded, well-trained, highly motivated and infiltrated into the highest levels of society and government.'
We think that you are a moron.
We win.
I agree that the pic looks kind of "arranged" (DADT just got repealed and the first two people to draw the lots for the traditional photo happen to be attractive lesbians? Totally a coincidence, I'm sure), but other than that, I see no reason to criticize it.
And is anyone else amused by this guy's attitude? "Hot lesbos making out. Wow! But wait! Gays are bad ... but this pic is so hot ... but gays are the Debbil... I'M CONFUSED."
Homosexuality? In the Navy? Surely not!
Come on man, it's been a staple of comedy for decades, if not centurys...
"The enemy is well-funded, well-trained, highly motivated and infiltrated into the highest levels of society and government. It knows exactly what it’s doing."
Funny, I've said almost exactly the same thing about conservative religious orgs and PACs, except for the, "knows exactly what it's doing" part.
Let's see if you can document your theory as well as this:
http://www.yuricareport.com/Dominionism/InfiltratingTheUSMilitaryGenBoykinsWarriors.html
Seriously, what on earth do the communists have to do with this?! Look, dude, I hate to break it to you, but the USSR is gone. Looking at the ACTUAL communists around today, we can see they have very little to do with the gays- in fact, the most authoritarian communist regime of them all, the Democratic(lies!) People's(LIES!) Republic(ALL LIES!! ) of North Korea demonizes them. And I'm pretty sure gay marriage isn't a thing in China either.
Hate to tell you this, Bat Boy, but women have been kissing each other, hugging each other, holding hands, etc, since time immemorial, even when they were straight. Women do not have the fear men do of the close approach of their own sex that men do: in a state of nature, it is generally males who mean to cut each others' throats. And, though that looks like an enthusiastic smooch, it is discernable as homoerotic only because it's so labelled. Honi soit qui mal y pense, you know.
WTF?
Just another happy couple out shopping for holiday stuff.
Where does this "Hail the Amberlamps" waffle get "hot lesbo action" from that?
checkmate
commie
Commie?
Please elaborate.
The enemy is well-funded, well-trained, highly motivated and infiltrated into the highest levels of society and government.
Though not necessarily, I think you're trying to say that you and yours are poor, lack proper training, are unmotivated, and have no pull, except perhaps with the waitress at your local redneck bar.
You know, I think you're right. The macho, heterosexual people portrayed in that embarrassing television show "Jersey Shore" represent American ideals much better than Navy sailors returning home from active duty.
Dearest Hail the Amberlamps, Petty Officer Gaeta was at sea to defend your freedom and your right to criticize her, willing to risk her life to do so.
Which branch of the military did you say you served in? Oh, right, you didn't.
What else have you done for your country?
Just for your information, bitching on the internet doesn't count as civic duty.
Or, it's just two people who happen to be homosexual sharing a kiss that happened to be captured. But, that's right, everything in the media is part of a completely orchestrated event to take down our youth. That's why so many of them read newspapers!...Wait ...
God's Thumbs, if I had just returned home to my girlfriend/boyfriend, I would have a hard time just sharing a kiss with them, even in public. And you know what that means...bearhugs for all! :)
[selfabsorbed]And, the fact that part of your username is my "real name," and therefore obviously associated with me, bothers me.[/selfabsorbed]
Of course it was orchestrated-it was a staging of the famous kiss between a sailor and a nurse in Times Square. Not a part of some nefarious plot to gayify America.
Edit: I might be wrong. I saw the picture in the paper a couple of days ago and I've since thrown out the newspaper. Well even if I'm wrong, amber lamps here is still an idiot.
Goddamnit...I really hate it when straight men reduce my sexual orientation to be all about them. Look up the definition of lesbian, prick...it doesn't mention anything about little dicks like you - why do you think that is?
@Raised
Dear Hail the Amberlamps!,
Your services are no longer required. The civilized world will proceed quite successfully without you. Your gold watch is in the mail.
Regards,
PS. We hope your end is peaceful, painless and final.
@Hive
Calm down, pal. You let these people get your goat, you're only giving them more time and recognition than they deserve.
As for my comment, I'm not sure what it is that you're getting pissed off about, exactly. About the photo being staged or not, just turn it around in your head for a little bit. Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't, but there are some interesting historical parallels to be considered here.
And your last question is, quite frankly, absurd. Being that I find women attractive, I occasionally comment on the subject. Yes, obviously the women in question are lesbians and therefore would probably not return any interest. Does that mean I should not comment on their looks? Perhaps I should refrain from commenting on women altogether without first inquiring into their sexuality? (And to answer the question more directly: I can acknowledge a guy being attractive, but I'm not attracted to men, so no, I'd probably not feel particularly obliged to comment on it).
Like I said, you're getting way too worked up about all this. Take a few deep breaths, maybe go for a walk or something.
...participants of hot lesbo action.
But to quote just about everyone on the Ab Fab Xmas special, was there any fiddly-diddly in the showers? Yo my wifey noooow...
Ah, hypocrisy, doncha just love it?
Anyway, I went and looked at the picture in question, and while the two ladies are pleasant enough to look at, if that pic gave Amberlamps a boner he's ... kind of weird, if you ask me.
i saw the photo and read the article. my thoughts are: sweet parallel showing the evolution of the minds. now on to trolling just to stay as classy as heil the amberloony:
[navy]+[homosexuality]= obvious stereotypical joke
if someone needs me, i'm gonna go hide from the flames thataway ->
It's actually ironic that this douche approves of the photo of the sailor and the nurse from WWII, even though the sailor didn't even know the woman and grabbed her, as a stranger, kissed her, and groped her bottom. I think a kiss between two people in a committed relationship is more respectful than that, no matter what gender.
God forbid they might actually be IN LOVE! (Oh, right, he already does.)
...I think it says something about humanity when a loving, consensual homosexual kiss is considered less wholesome than a heterosexual surprise!facemash and grope.
"The enemy is well-funded, well-trained, highly motivated and infiltrated into the highest levels of society and government. It knows exactly what it’s doing."
And yet, what did you say right before referring to them as the "enemy"?
"...hot lesbo action."
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH!!
A Freudian slip of biblical proportions.
She won by lottery, random chance.
So if this is a conspiracy by anyone, it's by your now suddenly slightly cooler God.
Suck it.
"The enemy is well-funded, well-trained, highly motivated and infiltrated into the highest levels of society and government. It knows exactly what it’s doing."
Then Japan is still your No.1 enemy! They just swapped Mitsubishi Zeros for teenage babes, and brought the proud righteous men of America to a shuddering halt...
Confused?
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