For those towel-head countries, a fair warning: 'If you harbor those hell-bound bastards, envision your major cities turned into glass-lined craters. We're done with trying to reason and compromise. If you kiss al Qaeda's camel-humping asses, or support them in any way, you're dead men. You have one week to turn them over to us. After that, look for the US to plant a new crop in your countries: huge, fast-growing mushrooms.'
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...channeling 'Team America, World Police'...
"For those towel-head countries, a fair warning:" tl;dr...
There are far more Muslim citizens/immigrants in the US than most of Europe (certainly the UK). Do you have Sharia Law?
If your answer to that question is the only one possible, you've just annihilated your own argument, DuckturdDumb.
...oh, and consider these points: Where did 9/11 happen, again...?! And why ? Which is the country most opposed to Iran's own nuclear ambitions? Well, now you know why a right-wing Fundamental ist Christian Dominionist Theocracy has no right to exist.
Ergo, you & your ilk, DuckturdDumb, should STFU, and become left -wing. QED.
For those fat-ass countries, a fair warning: 'If you harbour those hell-bound bastards, envision your major cities turned into smoking ruins. We're done with trying to reason and compromise. If you kiss Republican Jesus-humping asses, or support them in any way, you're dead men. You have one week to turn them over to us. After that, look for the Al Qaeda to make a new addition to your skylines: wast, billowing smoke-clouds.'
It's recommended to always have a towel, because you can use it to protect your head. Many countries are warning against staying too long in a harbor. They say that if you do, you're hell-bound. Bastards. Major cities are now ready to be turned into our glass-lined zombie hives. We'll going to crawl out of the craters if you don't compromise, and we'll give you a kiss, even if you're a member of al Qaeda. As for these accusations of camel-humping, we prefer asses mostly. Anyone who wants to support us, keep your towel about you or you're dead men. But we'll be here one week, and turn them into creatures with no souls, no more than a plant. Mind you, in quite a few of our photos you can see a good crop. In many countries, it's clear that our huge fast-growing appendages, which look a bit like mushrooms, are already setting in.
Its been well over a week Doomie. There hasn't been a single mushroom cloud in the Middle East. Here in the good ol' USA though, we still have the PATRIOT Act, the crushing debt from Bush's wars, the shame of having used torture and unlawful imprisonment on alleged terrorists as well as pat downs and full body scans at the airports to deal with.
Maybe its time for you and yours to can the bluster and take a good, long look at what your "war on terrorism" is doing to us!
You have one week to turn them over to us.
Maybe "one week" in DD's time is as a thousand years to us mere mortals, vile sinners, all.
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