Please people, this is a serious matter.
Would you really want to spend eternity in a lake of fire with gays,transsexuals, jews,and other miscreants?
Ha, didn't think so.
You don't have to if you come to Jesus and ask him to save you. There is no reason for anyone to spend eternity in hell when salvation is completely free.
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"Would you really want to spend eternity in a lake of fire with gays,transsexuals, jews,and other miscreants"
Considering that actually descibes some friends I have had, I would have to choose friends over a god that uses cosmic extortion to get followers.
BTW, your bigotry is showing.
You know, I don't think the people who came up with the concept of eternal torture really understood what they were saying. That's pretty much impossible really -- acclimation happens eventually, and sooner or later all the degenerates are going to start partying amid the flames.
As if being gay, transexual or Jew were a disgrace. I don't agree with them, but I have met many and they're fine people, you know. So, "didn't think so" was a little too precipitated on your part. And if going to Heaven means to be with contemptous little brats like you, I prefer hell.
He's either a really shitty troll or a really shitty human being.
Either way, die in a fire.
*BTW, I like how he just smugly shakes his head and says "Ha, didn't think so", as if everyone at home wasn't actually nodding that they would do the very thing he suggests.
"Would you really want to spend eternity in a lake of fire with gays,transsexuals, jews,and other miscreants?"
Yes.
I can't put my finger on it, but that somehow seems infinitely preferable to spending eternity with the type of people who regularly appear on this site confidently asserting that they will not be in the aforementioned lake.
In fact, I'd rather spend eternity waterskiing across the lake of fire strapped to Satan's left foot than spend it with people like Carico, Troy, JohnR7, etc.
It just seems like the least painful option.
Please people, this is a serious matter.
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Would you really want to spend eternity in a lake of fire with gays,transsexuals,
Yes, thank you. It would be preferable to spending eternity with assholes like you.
-pb
THIS GUY STOLE MY EMOTICON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On a side note, my girlfriend is a Jew.
Another thing, if 'your' Hell exists it's cold. NOT a lake of fire.
Nope, slavation is not "completely free". First, you surrender your mind...next, your soul...after that, your spirit.
It's been explained elsewhere that the "lake of fire" is our fuel storage facility. For fun, many of us wear Nomex and go body-surfing on Spaghettidays, but the only actual mishaps involve the overbearing self-righteous types that try to con their way into Cloudland, and are kicked out the service entrance.
I remember when Jerry Falwell "dropped in". Stunk up the place for weeks.
"Would you really want to spend eternity in a lake of fire with gays,transsexuals, jews,and other miscreants?"
"transsexuals(how is that different from being gay? I have honestly never fully understood)"
The term "transsexual" doesn't have anything to do with sexual preference -- it is more about what sex YOU feel that you should be. For instance, my female-to-male friend is only attracted to males. As a female, he was considered straight. The opposite can also happen. They're independent concepts.
Would you really want to spend eternity in a lake of fire with gays,transsexuals, jews,and other miscreants?
Yes. Was it a trick question?
@Moordryd.
I'm shocked, I truly am. Everyoneone knows Jesus was the first Christian, not a Jew, that he was white and spoke English. You should listen to the fundies when they tell you these things!
"lake of fire, gays, transexuals,, jews, and other miscreants" cool! Count me in folks, I'll bring the marshmellows.
Sometimes I think that this guy was being sarcastic with this comment. I mean, from all the miscreants he could have chosen, he could have mentioned the ones we objectively agree with because they leave victims behind(murders, liars, thieves..........). However, he deliberately chooses two who are considered sinners in the Bible but not harmful to our welfare. The third is not even a sin(or Jesus and the OT guys were not Jews?). Moreover, he knows that, given our backgrounds, most probably we are either of the three items or know somebody who is. Is he being deliberately provocative or stupid?, just a thought.
Hah, I'd rather hang out with gays, trannies, and Jews any day than with fundies like you. At least gay people, transsexuals and Jews are NICE. One of my closest friends is gay and I'd rather spend eternity with him than you.
"Please people, this is a serious matter."
"Would you really want to spend eternity in a lake of fire with gays,transsexuals, jews,and other miscreants?"
"Ha, didn't think so."
"You don't have to if you come to Jesus and ask him to save you."
"There is no reason for anyone to spend eternity in hell"
"...when salvation is completely free"
What was that you were saying again?
Would you really want to spend eternity in a lake of fire with gays,transsexuals, jews,and other miscreants?
Funny thing is, once I got used to the fire, that could be one fine party :P
Okay, so, if Gays, Trans, Jews, etc. are all going to hell, well, I'm probably gonna be there as a left-handed socially/emotionally androgynous pansexual physically cisgendered female pagan/raised Catholic whose favorite poets are Walt Whitman, Homer, and Catullus.
So, what's it gonna matter?
Even if this is a troll, it actually raises an interesting ethical point.
>>Would you really want to spend eternity in a lake of fire with gays,transsexuals, jews,and other miscreants?
Ha, didn't think so. <<
I wouldn't want to spend eternity in a lake of fire, but I would be unable to accept a heaven that existed at the same time as anyone was suffering eternal torment. In the event of Dante's vision of the afterlife being true, I'd have to go to Hell to organize a jailbreak.
This is the problem of the doctrine of hell - if anyone is in hell, then no one can be satisfied with heaven unless they are totally lacking in empathy and compassion.
I'd rather spend eternity with open-minded and intelligent people, than with narrow-minded and bigoted people.
Wasn't Jesus a Jew? Is he going to spend eternity in Hell, then?
Jesus didn't have a problem with either gays, transsexuals or Jews, did he?
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