(PDF filed with the California Supreme Court, pg. 13:)

I submit that I am fully God and fully human in nature, and currently I am on earth dwelling among the human race. My fully God nature is Messiah's sibling in the Holy Trinity's family. I am the third Person and the youngest person in the Almighty Eternal Creator's family. I currently reside on Earth and I am the sole heiress of Almighty Eternal Creator. My declaration is based on the Genuine Holy Bible, especially the Gospel of John and the Book of Revelations that are full of revelations regarding the truth of my identity and my authority over humans on earth, given to me by the Master of the Universe, who is Almighty Eternal Creator!

D. Q. Mariette Do-Nguyen, Heiress The Almighty Eternal Creator

(the whole thing is batshit insane)