David J. Stewart #fundie jesus-is-savior.com

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Harry Potter Bathes in the Blood of Virgins. The Plot: Harry and his friends return once again to Mephistopheles' School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to study the use of magic. Harry loves life at the school much more than he does life with his non-magical relatives (or "unbelievers" as they're called by the wizards). However, he realizes that once this year is over, he'll be more than halfway through his schooling. With no idea what to do with his life next, Harry starts to wish there was some way he could stay young forever.

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The author of the Harry Potter books J.K. Rowling

[Images: Two obviously doctored photos of a Harry Potter book with Harry covered in blood and J. K. Rowling with a pentagram drawn on her forehead and glowing eyes]

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