Don't take any kind of mark, chip, etc. Live on the black market. Try to live off the "grid". Avoid using any kind of technology beyond heating and electricity. Stockpile lots and lots of food and other necessities. Stockpile lots of guns and ammunition. Stay in fellowship with other Christians (real ones who are resisting just like you are) for support. If they come for you, take out as many of them as you can with you. These times will be hard but we have to survive the best we can and remember he who stands firm to the end will be saved!
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If you want to live off the grid then you need to get off the internet.
However I can suggest living above the gird, or below it, depending.
> "he who stands firm to the end will be saved!"
I thought your Babble said something about "turn the other cheek" and "love thy neighbour as thyself"? Oh, and perhaps you shouldn't stock up on any greater calibre ammo than you can squeeze through the eye of a needle.
SilentKoala, tell me again, what's wrong with prayer? I mean, you have the biggest, meanest big brother in the neighbourhood by your side. What do you need bullets for? Or were you learning from Christian martyrs' examples and came to notion that prayer simply doesn't work. In that case, what's the point of having god at all?
If you're avoiding all technology, other than electricity, what do you need the electricity for?
Also, you do realise that a plow, knife, latine trench or bow and arrow is "technology", right? Hell, even farming and cooking are technologies. I suspect you overgeneralised...
Stay in fellowship with other Christians (real ones who are resisting just like you are) for support. If they come for you, take out as many of them as you can with you.
Yeah, because that's exactly what Jesus did prior to the Crucifixion, right? He and the disciples barricaded the doors to the upper room, and held off several dozen Roman centurions. They stayed for six weeks -- it helped that Jesus kept creating loaves and fishes so they didn't have to worry about food -- but then Judas unlocked the side door and it was all downhill from there. Even they, they managed ot take out about eighteen Romans and 15 Jewish collaborators before they were finally overwhelmed.
Which Gospel was that in again?
"Live on the black market. Try to live off the "grid". Avoid using any kind of technology"
So says Silent Koala screaming what he says to everyone with an internet-enabled computer, or has access to such. How are you going to keep in touch with the rest of your tinfoil hat-wearing chums, if you 'live off the grid', you daft twat?! Even calls via phoneboxes can be monitored, to say nothing of using mobile phones - and certainly the internet (even cybercafes).
One Word: ECHELON
GCHQ & MI6 (here in the UK), and thus the FBI, CIA & NSA are watching you.
Your fucking survivalist black market would consume itself in a month. If you have wood survivalist skills go play now, stockpile your tiny little brains out and play frontier mountain man.
If the shitstorm came and civilization fell the first time you walk back into a new area it'll be your own kind taking you down.
Confused?
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