4 BLOOD MOONS!! AMERICAS SINS!! GET OUT OF SOUTH STATES NOW!!
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MEXICAN GANGS WILL TAKE OVER NEW MEXICO ARIZONA AND TEXAS MAYBE NEVEDA TOO! THEN ALL OF THE BLOODS AND CRIPTS WILL JOIN WITH NATION OF ISLAM
Because the Mexican drug cartels, Bloods, Crips, and Nation of Islam are sure to work very well together without any kind of animosity among those groups.
GET OUT OF THE SOUTH NOW!
I think this is advice everyone knows is a good idea.
There were just as many "blood moons" during whatever period of history you consider a golden age.
I sure hope there are no children in her family; she sounds like she's one step away from driving into the desert to await the 2nd coming.
What a compelling, persuasive argument. Really, it all makes perfect sense to me. Or maybe that was my head trauma talking.
Jesus Herbert Christ, take your damn pills, because Montana isn't any better than Idaho. Beautiful scenery & crazy guys in fatigues talking to themselves while pacing in the Food Lion parking lot. I also love how the NE is apparently the only place in the US to be spared from gawd's wrath, despite the claims that we're solely responsible for bringing on gawd's wrath in the first place, legalizing gay marriage & voting for Obama.
Of course it's all these other races out to unite and get rid of you.
You saw it in a dream? I once had a dream of many spiders attacking my tarantulas, therefore, all the spiders in the garden are uniting to take over my tarantulas tanks.
To the weirdo who thinks they are Asherah; Paragraph, line breaks & lower-case letters are your FRIEND.
....and please...erm..."Asherah"...call the nearest psychiatric practitioner because you need help, man.
*HUH BOY*
I AM KAALI MAA! BATHTUB LEVIATHAN ATE MCNUGGETTS WITH MY HUSBAND SHIVA AND THEY BEAT UP TOMMY WISEAU AT DISNEY WORLD ON PLANET KOLOB WHERE THE COWS SING BURT BACHARACH TUNES AND THEY'RE ALL NAMED "MORTY" AND THEN I, KAALI-MAA ATE SWEATERS AND SYD BARRETT GAVE ME A BLOWJOB BECAUSE I'M GIA DARLING FROM ZETA RETICULI AND IMA WAMMA OOBAOOBBBAAGGGAAHHHAAAAAAHHHH TIL THE CLOCKS COME HOME BAJOO KAZOOIEEEEEE!!!!
Heck, I have issues too.
I don't think the northern states have much to fear of this invasion. Sure, if all those trailer homes could roll off the cinder blocks, and be towed, but . . . no. Just no. They're probably still waiting for the new FEMA trailers George promised them.
What is that?
I would hesitate to say this is the way it will go but Revelations points to 144,000 from the 12 Tribes as being sealed for protection from any harm any of the trumps would bring. That protection runs out 4 days before threats to life end so being away from the holy land would probably qualify as being 'the wilderness'. There are some OT verses about 'camping' that doesn't seem to fit the exodus version. The OT 10 Commandments were the basic law but the 600+ other laws would come back as being the 'measuring stick' to if a person was allowed to stay there or they had to leave and face the dangers of a world experiencing a series of woes. The Book would no longer be the teacher as the 7 Angels of the 7 Churches would be preaching the Gospel to those who qualify as 'being on the right side of the Church' as that is your ticket to being a Gentile and surviving the 7 vials that get poured out on 2/3 of the living on the day of return.
Rather than trying to mimic that beginning perhaps an increase in rainfall will make growing green things more in line with the place post-wrath rather than pre-wrath. That same weather pattern could affect the whole Desert belt in the region. If blizzards cut down on crime in NT perhaps growing grapes in a desert will calm everybody down a notch or two. Oil an too much food, time to review just what those ancient writings means to a society that is capable of speaking one language.
Looks like mania to me and that headache might indicate a physical cause. Difficulty she lives in the USA ...
@ creativerealms - Nope, it was Balaam who had the nice ass.
4 BLOOD MOONS!! AMERICAS SINS!! GET OUT OF SOUTH STATES NOW!!
These "blood moons" would have happened regardless of how the last US election went...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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