the NOI prophesied the final muhommed (a muslim) would come into the world from the union of a white female and black male based on their interpretation of the story of Mary Magdelin and Jesus Christ; being white and black respective. Obama fulfills this.
Obama hails from chicago whose zipcode is 60606 (do you see the three sixes ?)
Obama would be a "black" president in the "white" house (satan is described as black in attribute and who seeks to take over the white mansion known as heaven).
Obama's first name is JEWISH! which means blessed [baruch].
Obama is MUSLIM
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I fail to see how the last conclusion comes from any of the above evidence.
And furthermore, did you just say that Jesus Christ had sex with Mary Magdeline?
Obama is MUSLIM
Anonymous Coward is an idiot.
Why would it have been a problem for you if he was? You could still jerk off to pictures of Jesus, you know. Just like you do today. We all know you love bible-porn!
So now he's Jewish, Muslim AND an atheist?
I'm just going to start making a list of all the accusations and post it somewhere, so people can see how utterly idiotic they sound.
[Obama hails from chicago whose zipcode is 60606 (do you see the three sixes ?)]
Of course I see the three sixes. However, I don't understand the relevance. Perhaps you could elaborate?
[Obama would be a "black" president in the "white" house (satan is described as black in attribute and who seeks to take over the white mansion known as heaven).]
Citation, please. You racist prick.
[Obama's first name is JEWISH! which means blessed [baruch].
I'm confused. Are you saying that Obama is a Jew?
Not that it's relevant. There is no religious or racial test for the executive branch. See the US Constitution for details.
[Obama is MUSLIM]
Untrue, and irrelevant. See above.
What? This is a pretty big load of shit, are you sure you're ok down there, COWARD? I hope you didn't hurt anything in the process of releasing this monster that would make a bear blush. If it does hurt too much though, you could go to the doctor and have him/her prescribe you...oh, wait, fundies don't believe in science. Nevermind. Continue to bleed, fucker.
Ah, and also:
Sarah Palin: Wasilla, AK: 99629 (do you see the three upside down sixes?)
John McCain: Phoenix, AZ: 85050 (adds up to 18, just as 666)
Dick Cheney: Casper, WY: 82606 (8 minus 2 is 6, so it's three sixes)
George Bush: Crawford, TX: 76638 (uh... 8 minus 7 is 1; plus 3 is 4, "TX" has two letters, so plus two is six... voilá: 666)
I mean, c'mon... argumentum ad zip code? Srsly?
@JR
No, just the black guys.
Chicago's zip CODES are 60601 through 60827. So...bull.
Lose.
By "Jewish" I think he meant "Hebrew" - a language as opposed to a religion. However, Barack !=Baruch. In any case, I thought fundies liked the Jews, cause they're killing teh evil ay-rabs?
Whatever. Idiot.
According to christian demonology, satan is considered to be still appearing as an angel to deceive people, so he wouldn't look black, because that would be too obvious.
My first name is Christina... meaning follower of Christ, if I recall correctly...
I'm an Eclectic Witch. Now, you might want to think about judging people from something other than their name, or the words of a book that was written by a bunch of sheep-herders 2000 years ago.
Who or what is/was the "NOI"?
Jesus was black?
The Chicago zipcode has a significance other than postal?
A Jewish first name makes him a Muslim?
What have you been taking? Whatever it is, I recommend you don't take any more...
idiot
"Obama would be a "black" president in the "white" house (satan is described as black in attribute and who seeks to take over the white mansion known as heaven).
Did he just admit he's racist?
"Obama is MUSLIM
Confused?
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