Look out side trees are a master peice right? and no masterpice can be created with out an artist Jesus is that artist for me.You cant see the wind so how do u know its there???You dont have 2 go to church to be a christen some people rnt christens because they hate church just sit down and read the bible its the thing that will set u strat
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As much as I like some trees, I disagree that they are a masterpiece. The one in front of my house hardly ever blooms, and when it does it's only for a short time, and then the flowers make a mess of my front yard and keep me from parking in front of my house. The smell of eucalyptus makes me nauseated. Fruit trees only bear fruit at a certain time in the year, why not all year round? And the darn things take so long to grow!
Look out side trees are a master peice right?
Bonsais can be.
and no masterpice can be created with out an artist
See bonsais.
You cant see the wind so how do u know its there???
I can feel it and see things being blown.
You dont have 2 go to church to be a christen some people rnt christens because they hate church just sit down and read the bible its the thing that will set u strat
ENGLISH! Do you speak it?!
"Look out side trees are a master peice right?"
Yeah but bugs are not.
What kind of a loving, caring, all-powerful God would create - nay - allow, bugs to exist?
Fuck that.
"You cant see the wind so how do u know its there???"
Because I can feel it and the trees are shaking. Jesus, however, only exists as messed-up pattern-recognition in your mind.
First: Your grammar and spelling are not very good. Try reading some books to better your style.
Second: There are theories out there how the beautiful wonders of nature, like trees for example, could have been created without a conscious creator. You might have heard of something like "EVILution" in your church. Try to find out more if you are really interested.
Third: I see things, that are moved by the wind. I feel the wind on my skin. Your point was...?
Fourth: What has being a christian to do with going to the church? Which church would be the right one? After all, there are so many out there, who claim that they alone teach the true way to God...
Fifth: And I have read the bible, was raised lutheran, went to a catholic school run by nuns and stil ended up more of an agnostic. What did I do wrong?
So keep Jesus as your master artist, but do not try to witness again in such a crude and dumb manner. You sure as hell did not make your "artist" look good with your post.
have a nice day.
Trees are actually pretty ugly. They consist of solid, crusty tentacular growths covered in broad green protrusions, or spiky green hairs, depending on the tree. It's just the general nature of trees as a refuge to early humans that has given us the instinct of seeing trees as appealing.
Aw, look, it thinks it's people. Why, it's even typed things that almost look like intelligible language.
I detect the wind with my sense of touch, and see it's effects.
I fail to detect God with any of my senses.
Anyone else notice how fundies always phrase their sentences in a certain way when they're regurgitating the crap they've heard from Ray Comfort?
"Look at *noun* it's *adjective* right? And no *noun* can be *verb* without a *noun #2*."
Seriously, right down to the word "right" being tacked on randomly to a sentence, with no comma.
Doesn't do a thing for improving your writing skills though.
Where are the intelligent theists? Never mind, I see that's an oxymoron.
Wow! It looks like we've found the perfect girl for Lonewolf.
Quick, somebody, introduce these two (but make sure to spay and neuter them first).
Which one is the commandment against literacy? Or is it something in Leviticus?
I swear, none of these fucking morons can write a paragraph.
@Mike, we can also feel God and see things being effected by Him. During times of worship, I can feel God all throughout my body. My pastor, Rev. Baruk Hashem, is a healer and routinely displays God's amazing power for all to see.
Ever heard the term 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder'? It means that the tree is a masterpiece, because you see it as a masterpiece. The tree is just a tree, it has no thoughts or ideas about what it is. It just is.
Stop giggling and start learning grammar, little girl.
We can feel the wind and we can see its effect on trees and flags, etc. In winter, when it's cold, we can see the warm air leaving our lungs.
Many atheists are atheists because they read the Bible, and sort of learned too much.
Some trees are masterpieces, some are crooked and bent. Almost as if they grew on their own, out of an acorn, a kernel or a seed, and their environment either allowed them to grow tall and strong, or forced them to bend and restrict their growth.
I can see the effect of the wind, blowing through my garden. My little fairy, similar to the one below, dances around in the wind.
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I often went to church when I was little. I've read large parts of the Bible, and the more I read, the less Christian I become.
“Look out side trees are a master peice right?”
“and no masterpice can be created with out an artist”
"Jesus is that artist for me.”
“You cant see the wind so how do u know its there???”
"some people rnt christens because they hate church”
“just sit down and read the bible its the thing that will set u strat”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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