Breaking: Scientists Baffled!

Scientists are baffled!

This is the most common headline when it comes to any story that mentions scientists. They're always baffled.

Baffled about the multitude of species that are ALL dying on the west coast.. I mean, who wouldn't be baffled? You couldn't expect a scientist to actually consider Fukushima, right?

Baffled about the weather. Who would have thunk?

Baffled about why 100k elk died. There's clearly no way to test and derteemine why they died - they remain forever baffled.

Baffled by dead dolphins in the southern US. There's no way the world's largest oilspill in history could have caused this. They're also baffled by the dead zones there with no oxygen.

Baffled about 3,000 birds that fell from the sky on 80 different occasions.

Baffled about everything and anything that doesn't relate to:

- Denouncing natural health
- Promoting evolution as fact
- Promoting pharmaceuticals & vaccines
- Promoting global warming
- Promoting false science of all shapes, sizes and forms.

These fucking bullshitters expect us to believe this shit?

"We're actually baffled so often that we're baffled about being baffled"..

Baffle off, baffletards.