Never forget the “cosmic battle”.
There are only two sides, Christianity and Satan.
Homos are just another one of satan’s weapons to destroy Christianity and ultimately, humanity.
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Never forget the “cosmic battle”.
There are only two sides, Islam and Satan.
Christians are just another one of satan’s weapons to destroy Islam and ultimately, humanity.
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There are only two sides, garlic bread or chips. Hey, even for Christians, things are not so black-n-white.
Cosmic battle? Don't you mean... STAR WARS ?!
(cue John Williams music)
Trust me. Not forgetting it anytime soon.
Never forget the “cosmic battle”.
There are only two sides, stupidity and intelligence.
Freepers are just another one of stupidity's weapons to destroy intelligence and ultimately, humanity.
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Is there a similar law regarding homosexuality as the Godwin's Law? These people manage to bring gays into every single issue.
When I see evidence for this "cosmic battle", I'll take sides, okay.
Oh, don't worry, we never forget that's the way your mind works.
@Mayhem : Yeah, but... meh. If the Brick Testament has taught me one thing, it's that Yahweh is the coolest, bloodiest, funniest, cruelest, most badass, dastardly, powerful, sadistic, jealous, deceptive, wrathful, omnicidal, oblivious, hypocritical, amoral, treacherous fictonal deity EVER. Yeah, even cooler than Loki. Seriously. The whole Old Testament can and should be read as a black comedy.
"It is not a God, just and good, but a devil, under the name of God, that the Bible describes." -- Thomas Paine.
God vs. Thor
lol i can't wait!
DinosaurRidinJeebus wrote:
"I love how black and white the world is to these people. Must be nice...having reality be less complicated than a comic book."
SIR! I take umbrage from that statement!
I mean, did you try to follow the X-Men and the related titles in the late 1990s? They had more twists and turns than a daytime soap opera with a time machine.
Not very effective weapons, are they?
Generally speaking, gay guys tend to be a lot less violent than straight ones.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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