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Attention non-Whites:

You owe a very large debt to the White race for the technology and techniques we have invented and shared with you that have allowed your populations to grow so large. Prior to our modern innovations, your populations were essentially stagnant. We have changed that with our medical, agricultural, and industrial inventions and discoveries.

While it is difficult to assign a specific monetary value of such priceless contributions to humanity, an estimate is possible: Since your populations have been exponentiating since we shared our ideas with you, it would seem that every life over and above your prior average population has existed only because of us.

It's hard to assign a monetary value to an individual life, but the EPA, FDA, UN and several other bureaucracies have managed to do so. The average for these values is around seven million dollars, but I'm willing to give you a deal (especially since some of you are rather worthless) and charge you only $5 million per life.

Taking your 1800 population as a base line (which is again a deal for you), the number of non-White people who have lived since that time over that base value is estimated from Keyfitz's model at around 10 billion people; however, since I'm willing to be very reasonable, I will charge you for only one quarter of that, or 2.5 billion people.

Multiplying the number of additional non-White lives that my race has made possible with its creative genius by the special price on individual lives yields a value for your total debt to us of $12.5 quadrillion. Please pay, or else (and preferably) get out of our nations and don't ever come back.

In any case, you are hereby forbidden to whine about how we "owe you."

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