I have had more success converting drunks [to Christianity] than otherwise. They are free of their mind and are open and willing to free their mind.
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1) bit of a dick move to do that to someone while they're drunk
2) If a person is drunk enough you can convince them of nearly anything
3) What does the fact that people have to be drunk to believe the same as you say about your beliefs?
I didn't realize drinking was a religion that you could convert into or out of. This seems pretty devious, but not as bad as holding back food or water to convince potential convertees when they're dying of hunger or thirst, which is essentially Christian missionary work in Africa in a nutshell.
I shiver to think what these religious freaks would do to each other and the rest of the population in the so-called civilized world if, for whatever reason, the rule of law here, was even momentarily suspended. There would be "God's justice" everywhere.
Let me guess what they said when you approached them again:
“I have had more success converting drunks [to Christianity] than otherwise.”
Of course, if you talk a drunk girl into acts that she would not consent to sober it’s rape.
You’re raping people into your faith.
So you approach people who deal with problems by actively imparing their ability to think about them, probably while in said state of impairment, talk them into a religion that discourages thinking and lets them ignore their problems because they’re already easily forgiven so long as they recite the right sweet talk in public like the ex you really nee to stop giving second chances to and show the unthinking scorn of an angry drunk to everyone that isn’t in the same club because all the problems in the world are actually their fault which is again exactly how an angry drunk thinks.
Does this really not give you pause to think about what you do?
… No, of course not. You’re out to win souls and absolve sins, not enlighten minds and solve problems.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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