Being a donor of blood is a sin as sins transfer. Similar thing with egg and sperm donation.
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Sorry, looked it up on my bible search program. There is not even a suggestion that sin transfers through blood. You are, as our British friends say, a wanker.
Egg donation;
Thanks for giving yet another reason to laugh at those clueless bozos called Jehovah's Witnesses whenever they come around to pester me!
Actually, telling them that an atheist has no need of church is a pretty good deterrent, as is blasting Black Sabbath & wearing certain T shirts, as well as answering the door with a paring knife.
Therefore, since egg, sperm, and blood at the very least transmit sin, sex is sinful.
@The Crimson Ghost
I know someone who did that...with an added bonus.
He saw the JWs making the rounds in the neighborhood and knew he was going to be next. So he changed into black clothes including hoodie, grabbed a butcher knife out of the kitchen and his pet rat. When they knocked on the door he said "Oh just in time for the sacrifice.".
They didn't come back.
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First off, even the bible never made such an idiotic claim. Secondly, sin doesn't actually exist, it's a construct of monotheistic religions. Lastly, donated blood saves lives, which last I heard was supposed to be a good thing, Moronicus.
Also, since you people tend to believe every woman should pop out a unit per year until osteoporosis sets in, it stands to reason that donating the eggs or sperm that can make that happen for someone would be biblically supported. Utter theology fail.
Spiking the ball: If you're ever injured in an accident and require blood, be sure to tell the medical team you don't want it because saving your life would be a sin. I have to agree. One less dipshit in the world can only make it better.
@ Thinking Allowed-I like him already!
The thing about JWs that I find puzzling is that so many of them are so nice, yet their religion is so utterly ridiculous. It's certainly no less hateful or stupid than the other strains of christianity.
If you get several transfusions, are you way more sinful then? Do you have a measure of how many sins are in a pint of blood? Does it depend on how pious the person that gave the blood was? Does the blood remember exactly what type of sins were committed by the person donating it? Maybe if you got blood from the pope it would somehow be better? If you had three transfusions, do you have to spend three eternities in hell?
Oh boy, Jehovah's Witness's. Let me tell you, as someone who's family is mostly JW's, they are some of the least pleasant people to be around period. At least other religions have holidays. Being A Jehovah's Witness is like getting an office job in religion: your main duty is to do mindless repetitive work with almost no breaks, and the only way to advance is by annoying the crap out of other people until they agree with you (or flooding your town with copies of fucking Watchtower).
Whenever I find those silly little Watchtower tracts stuck to my door I literally use them to line the parrot cage. At least that way, they do some good.
If I smoked, I'd use them for rolling papers.
“Being a donor of blood is a sin as sins transfer.”
I’m also probably going to need a kidney some time soon. I’ll be sure to ask if the donor had any sins heavy on their soul before they got me off the dialysis machine.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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