Anonymous Coward #conspiracy godlikeproductions.com

The Reptilian Agenda: Turn all humans into obese pigs so that we may feed on their bellies

"You’re Not Fat. You’re Toxic is an explosive expose in the fight against the worldwide obesity epidemic.

Mega-corporation presidents and government infiltrators worked together to plan your weight gain. It is not an accident that you are overweight.

There is no money in dead people. And no money in healthy people. They want you somewhere in the middle."

^^And what's the ultimate agenda which goes far beyond money?? Turning people into overweight slobs will: a) make them too physically unfit to resist the coming alien takeover b) Too physically unfit to run from the reptilians c) captured humans will be a rich source of fat for the lizard overlords. Many insiders say that the reptilians especially love to eat human belly fat. Do you see dots connecting?

We're being deliberately fattened up for the kill.

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