Madonna is of the Devil. In fact, she even praises the Devil in her song, BEAUTIFUL STRANGER.
Madonna is a sicko! She not only blasphemes Jesus Christ in her filthy book, SEX, but also portrays herself as receiving oral sex from a dog... It is tragic that tens-of-millions of teenage girls around the world have been corrupted by the evil influences of Madonna. Only God know how much fornication, adultery, bestiality, public nudity, homosexuality, divorce, abortion, and other sins have been caused by Madonna's whorish influence on women. My question is: Why would any parent allow their child to listen to the music of a devil-worshipping lesbian who promotes bestiality? Hell will be hot enough!
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That does it. Madonna is now my role model. I hope, in time, to commit as much fornication, adultery, bestiality, public nudity, homosexuality, divorce, abortion, and other sins as she has, just to piss off people like Dave here.
I'm gonna need a female friend to help with the abortion part.
Dear Jesus.
There's too much sex in the world and I'm not having any of it.
Sex is wrong, the human body MUST be covered at all times else weak-minded men may become corrupted by women in bikinis.
I realise that people are suffering, dying, committing terrible atrocities against one another but what I am REALLY concerned about is hot women giving me erections and forcing me to think about sex and the fact that I'll never get me any of that.
These women are obviously whores corrupting the hearts of pure innocent men.
So you ran out of $$ for the porn videos and decided to get a book that gave you, well, excitement. Of course you read it for 'research'. You read Playboy for the articles, right?
"Why would any parent allow their child to listen to the music of a devil-worshipping lesbian who promotes bestiality" Because a sane, rational person realizes that your god isn't real, and isn't worried about some fairy tale place named hell. Besides, isn't Jesus in one of Madonna's videos? Yeah, she's got a strap-on on and he's taking it from behind like a man.
As a high school teacher, I know a lot of teen girls. And I can assure you that in my entire 15 years of teaching, the answer to any screed about Madonna from a room full of teen girls would pretty much be "uh...who?"
Madonna was popular with teens in the 80s. Dave is coming to this party quite late.
It is tragic that tens-of-millions of teenage girls around the world have been corrupted by the evil influences of Madonna.
The real tragedy here is that I couldn't find any of these corruped teen girls for myself before I got married.
Have you noticed that it's always the women this asshole trashes? He actually admires thoroughly despicable adulterous hypocrites like Hyles and gruesome monsters like Phelps, both male, but a sexy woman is an abomination. He has a first class loathing of women going on here! I mean this borders on a "Jack-the-Ripper" type hatred.
David, you seem to have a thing for fornication, bestiality, porn, homosexuality, public nudity... You need to get out more
I 2nd some of the previous comments. Who the hell even cares about Madonna nowadays? Is she still on contemporary radio stations (and I don't mean '80s flashback shows)?
David, your choices of people to slander seem very arbitrary and random. In the past week you've attacked: Faith Hill, Carrie Underwood, Miley Cyrus, and now Madonna. How are you choosing these people? You never mention rap "music" or excessively violent movies, but you just keep slamming people like Faith and Carrie who are squeaky-clean. Who are you going to attack next?
"She not only blasphemes Jesus Christ in her filthy book, SEX, but also portrays herself as receiving oral sex from a dog."
GOOD GOD
Does Barnes & Noble have it? When do they close??
Hell will be hot enough!
heh heh
Oh noes, not teh sexxxx!!!!!!
I didn't know people still gave a shit what Madonna thought or did. Hunh.
Hey Dave -
If you think "Madonna is of the Devil," try my play list:
Van Halen - Running with the Devil
and of course, by special order of his Most Satanic Majesty:
The Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Devil.
I am so going to hell, but I am taking my IPod with me.
So, how exactly does "La Isla Bonita" lead to fornication, adultery, bestiality, public nudity, homosexuality, divorce, abortion, and other miscelaneous fundie sins?
Man, David J Stewart has some serious sexual problems. All he seems to do is rant about women that make him horney and how it's all their fault and they're evil etc.
The man's a fucking freak.
Uhhhhhh,
Lol WHUT?
First off, I highly doubt that she admitted to blowing a dog in a book. Besides, no normal person will agree to believe in something just because somebody else is doing it. Actually I realised that pretty much sums up Christianity.
Madonna IS of the Devil. She has influenced Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez, and countless other no-talent hos. Strippers are just as talented and they make what, $20,000 a year at most?
No one under the age of 30 listens to Madonna anymore, Davey.
MTV, however, is indeed the spawn of the devil.
"Martha Jones
No one under the age of 30 listens to Madonna anymore, Davey."
Funny, I'm 21 and I own every album she's ever released. Even my 8 year old niece knows who she is and likes several songs.
Confused?
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