"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being"
Ex-Olympic gold medal-winning athlete Jonathan Edwards was a born-again Christian...:
...but he got better. [/"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"] X3
And compared to the still very much alive, born-again Atheist he is, you're deader than the crispy ducks in my local Chinese takeaway, Jerry.