evolution is lie! im in high school now, and two days ago we reached the "Evolution Unit" in our books, and the teacher was smackin her lips about fossils pretending there not all either deformed apes or exposed hoaxes... then i look down in my book and see a graph and at one end there was a man a woman waving, like Adam and Eve, accept they didn't have the fig leaf! 8^O
i asked to go to bathroom, and I stayed in there for the rest of class... the very next day we talked about evilietion again, and i did the same thing lol
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Hmm, a good demonstration of the 'head-in-the-sand' defence.
Don't worry, that is the best way to stay ignorant, and none of the bad science will ever reach you if you hide in the bathroom.
Evil-LIE-ton...
Or Poe?
Oh yes, hiding in the bathroom during English classes as well?
Surely if you want to take a stand against a point of view which you believe to be incorrect, you should be taking the opportunity to learn about it so that you can better refute it later?
Oh wait; you just don't want to be exposed to it in case it might shake your faith. Okay.
There have been a lot more religious hoaxes than fossil hoaxes. Some have even affected history (e.g., the Donation of Constantine, the Protocols of Zion). And the biggest fossil hoaxes were perpetrated by Christians: the Paluxy River "man tracks" and the "trilobite stepped on by a man". And don't forget Homo Diluvii Testis , the "human who witnessed the Flood" fossil that turned out to be a large salamander.
Good luck on your exams.
@Logic Stick
But seriously I think the kid probably smoked weed in there, it's the only way someone could come up with SUCH clever name.
Okay so you see little people that wave to you in your text book? Instead of learning science, or English it seems, you hang out in the bathroom day in and day out.
And how the hell do you know what Adam and Eve looked like?
Depending on what state this idiot is in, he may be allowed to graduate anyway.
"then (sic) i (sic) look down in my book and see a graph and at one end there was a man a woman waving, like Adam and Eve, accept (sic) they didn't have the fig leaf!"
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"i (sic) asked to go to bathroom, and I stayed in there for the rest of class."
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then i look down in my book and see a graph and at one end there was a man a woman waving, like Adam and Eve, accept they didn't have the fig leaf! 8^O
You got all the way to High School before you saw the picture of the man and the woman?! And it grossed you out so bad you had to go to the bathroom for the rest of the class?! A freaking drawing ?! And you associated it with freakin' Adam and Eve?!
Let this be Poe. Please let this be Poe.
Someone's going to fail the midterm.
And, whoever you are, I hope that one day you're performing some kind of menial labor, perhaps as a janitor in a scientific institution.
Exactly.
As I've commented before. it's just one chapter of a science book. Two weeks and I figured you're out of it.
Now apparently you can just hide in the bathroom till it blows over.
What's the big deal? Can't your God help them through this LITTLE issue.
then i look down in my book and see a graph and at one end there was a man a woman waving, like Adam and Eve, accept they didn't have the fig leaf! 8^O
i asked to go to bathroom, and I stayed in there for the rest of class...
The question is which one gave him the raging boner?
you should hide in the bathroom for all your other classes too, the schools are all run by secular humanists anyway, and theyll just brainwash you to be a homosexual abortion doctor who hates America
besides, why would someone who digs ditches for a living need to know alla them righchere fancy scientificating things?
i asked to go to bathroom, and I stayed in there for the rest of class...
I guess the bible's not the only source of shit that fascinates you then!
It's strange how especially Americans think about nudity, to them it seems to be very terrible thing and all. The whole anti-nudity thing is getting really sick, how can we live with ourselves if we can't accept what we really are? Nudity is natural
You must hide out in English class too.
I hope you enjoy McDonalds, because you'll be working there when your 30.
Wow, that's fucking pathetic. I think a quote from Private Church of Blue Army is the best way to describe this guy:
"You are a goddamn idiot."
> there was a man a woman waving, like Adam and Eve, accept they didn't have the fig leaf! 8^O
> i asked to go to bathroom, and I stayed in there for the rest of class...
Did you have a "seizure?"
What evidence do you have that "evolution is lie"?
What evidence do you have that all fossils are "either deformed apes or exposed hoaxes..."?
What about this one?
image
Which is that one? A deformed ape? An exposed hoax?
The graph that "like Adam and Eve, accept they didn't have the fig leaf" was the image sent into space as the calling card of humanity.
I should ask our interplanetary neighbors to ignore this pathetic example of s sapient being.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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