[About evolutionists]
Now, what's important to note, more important than the fact that they were wrong, is just how wrong they were. You see, they were wrong by a factor of a few million.
They thought [different types of dinosaurs] lived millions of years apart, they turned out to be living at the same time. Wow. Now, if they're wrong about the man-from-monkey thing, hoho-boy! That's a bad mistake to make. I mean, if God made us in his image, and you think you came from a monkey, that is a baaad mistake to make, I mean that's baaad.
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No, dear. FUNDIES say dinosaurs that were living millions of years apart lived at the same time.
And Fundies say man from monkeys. Could you please keep your delusions straight?
They thought [different types of dinosaurs] lived millions of years apart, they turned out to be living at the same time.
How does Venomfang know they lived at the same time? Is he admitting that radiometric dating is accurate?
Scientists find a proto-dinosaur that apparently last lived 200 million years ago. Then one day, they find one that was still alive 190 million years ago. So what? That proves a talking snake tricked a woman into eating magic fruit that suddenly made her ashamed to be naked 6,000 years ago? Scientists thought the coelacanth went extinct 65 million years ago and found a live one in 1938. It just proves what scientists have said right along and creationists have denied: there are a lot of fossils out there we haven't found yet.
"You see, they were wrong by a factor of a few million."
Look away from the mirror, mofo.
"They thought [different types of dinosaurs] lived millions of years apart, they turned out to be living at the same time."
Oh noez! Guess who caught the error, and how long it took for it to be corrected? My guess: scientists, and not damn long.
"I mean, if God made us in his image, and you think you came from a monkey, that is a baaad mistake to make, I mean that's baaad."
Not if God is a monkey. Seeing his handiwork...probably not that far off...
Citation motherfucker. Do you has it?
@SurfinSeaOtter: I could, but I would need to know what two species he is referring to.
Baaa baaa indeed. The same old populist baaa baaa, man from monkeys, blaaah blaaah.
Still wrong. Hasn't changed.
Wasn't it venom who made that video trying to describe what various logical fallacies were, and ended up getting most of them wrong? Or was that another youtube retard? I get them mixed up, they all seem to have the same generic skater haircut...
***...if God made us in his image, and you think you came from a monkey, that is a baaad mistake to make...***
Maybe God resembles a monkey? How egotistical are you to assume that if some supreme being exists, it has to resemble you?
Now, what's important to note, more important than the fact that they were wrong, is just how wrong they were. You see, they were wrong by a factor of a few million.
The thing is, you see, being a million years off target over a total range of hundreds of millions of years is still accurate to within a percent or so. That's not a factor of a million, that's a factor of 1.01.
They thought [different types of dinosaurs] lived millions of years apart, they turned out to be living at the same time.
Just because your local pastor told you that while fondling you in a fun way doesn't mean it's true.
that is a baaaa mistake to make, I mean that's baaaa.
Fixed.
He's referring to a cnn.com article, which states that "Dinosaurs shared the Earth for millions of years with the species that were their ancestors, a new study concludes."
This summary of the study's findings is worded for a popular audience, and as such is somewhat inaccurate. What it really means is that dinosaurs evolved from reptile species with more primitive features, but those other reptile species also continued, after dinosaurs split off from them, unchanged for millions of years.
It's like saying that humans share the Earth with chimpanzees, and that the common ancestor of humans and chimpanzees was very very chimp-like. Dinosaurs shared the Earth with contemporary non-dino reptiles, and their common ancestor was very very much like the contemporary non-dino reptiles.
... Mr. VenomfangX, what you just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone that has read your post is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.
P.S. since your religious, I don't think your Straight Edge so I find the X in your name misleading... and therefore rude.
I mean, if God made us in his image, and you think you came from a monkey, that is a baaad mistake to make, I mean that's baaad.[i/]
I always thought this is what God looks like:
http://www.skierpage.com/images/southparkgod.jpg
Factors of a few million are child's play when talking to people who believe the universe was created 6000 years ago.
Though i guess only being off by 2.5 million percent is pretty good for bible bashers.
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