Atheism requires the same delusional mode thinking as does the 200% of nothing math magicians false swirling snake brought forth by bankrupt pseudo intellectuals, whereas real 100% math swallows up false inflated egos that foist dishonesty to gain unearned advantages
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Bohitharta, remember horrid telephone squeeze knife as jar and tube tape to shoes? New cards do bring high jackass make up a thrice needed keyhole. Finally, you'd nacho tree nice toes bring good list by treating swim great random words moron.
Mushroom!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Managment speak! Oh the humanity! It's just too cruel, I can deal with the hatred and bigotry and ignorance but this is just too much to bear!
Extra-evaluatory self-assessment risk based target criteria spreadsheet anyone?
*Smacks head off desk repeatedly* BAD MICHAEL, BAD MICHAEL, WE PROMISED WE'D NEVER SAY SUCH THINGS AGAIN! BACK TO REHAB FOR YOU, BOYO!!!
JustinGG -- I was just going to say that.
Bodhitharta (WTF?) -- You don't seem to know anything about atheists, thinking, math, magicians or math magicians. While you seem to have a lot of personal experience with pseudo-intellectualism, inflated egos and dishonesty, again, you fail to exhibit any useful knowledge of these subjects.
Having read this rant about 20 times, I think I begin to agree with him. Change the word Atheism to fundamentalist christianity, and the post makes some sort of sense, I think.
On the other hand, I should probably quit reading this sort of shit for a few days, to clear my head.
...did that whole mess actually communicate anything? what is "200% of nothing math"? And what does it have to do with a magician's snake, whether or not the snake is false and/or swirling? What exactly is "real 100% math" and how does it "swallow" anything, let alone false inflated egos?
Half hamsters on the moon rarely go to bed, only sometimes but they don't when they eat. Quarter moons in the sky trees gee, why not. Oh, but the bodits! The bodits!
Sadly, it would seem other people have already used up the random-response jokes, so I'll just remark that the line about the "bodits" was something I came up with when I was really tired one day and barely able to stay awake. I ended up suddenly realizing that what I was thinking made no sense, but all I could remember were the "bodits." I don't recall what they were intended to mean.
"Atheism requires the same misleading manner which believes, which 200% of nothing false snake which whirls of magiciens of maths which by pseudo bankrupt intellectuals are brought, whereas where maths 100% false I devour myself blown up which the dishonesty refilent to win unmerited advantages"
Babelfished from English to French to Dutch and back to English.
"The atheism requires the same misleading way that it considers, that 200% nothing false snake that rotations of magiciens mathematics that from the beydo ptwhey'santes intellectuals is presented, while where mathematics 100% false katavrohcj'zomaj where anatjna'zomaj that the infidelity refilent in order to I gain the unmerited advantages"
The above quote from English to Greek and back again.
"Atheismus demands, as 200% of nothing falsify it queue tourbillonnant of the Mathemagier that is taken more still by the intellectuals of bankruptcy, while the Mathe really swallows of inflated Egos 100%, false in superior part that malhonnête puts one unehrlichkeit, to gain way the same wahnhaften that it thinks ones unearned advantages"
the original quote from English to German to French to Portuguese to English.
We have learned two things:
1) playing with Babelfish is fun.
2) this guy was smoking something.
I think I've figured it out -- Bodhitharta, here, is a guy that was driven insane when he tried to become an artisan-bread baker and discovered Baker's Percentages . He could not comprehend a world in which one starts with 100 percent and ends with more -- up to two hundred or more percent! -- and it damaged him irreparably. Sad, really.
English-German-English, courtesy of Babelfish:
"atheism requires the same illusionful mode, which thinks, how 200% of nothing the wrong whirling queue of the Mathemagier, which are gotten to far by the bankruptcies pseudointellectual, while material Mathe swallows 100%, above wrong blown up Egos, which puts underneath dishonesty, over to win unearned advantages "
Much better.
Edit: I see I am not the first. My pride demands I say I was waiting for a quote like this to babelfish.
Pseudomathematical gibberish is Bodhitharta's specialty.
Let's rock!
I've got good news! That gum you like is going to come back in style!
Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always music in the air.
I don't know guys. To me the Beatles often wrote word salad, hard to dicipher but tasty and satifying anyway. They admitted many of their songs had no meaning but were exercises in poetry and cadence in the English tradition.
This is an incoherent rant. If he tried again he might have a point in there somewhere.
"Atheism requires the same delusional mode thinking as does the 200% of nothing math magicians false swirling snake brought forth by bankrupt pseudo intellectuals, whereas real 100% math swallows up false inflated egos that foist dishonesty to gain unearned advantages"
(*Removes dead Babel Fish from ear *)
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Yep, makes perfect sense, Word Salad Bird.
Hey that's pretty good. Now try this one:
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
"They were not they, for they one were. One was and not they them."_________________Joseph Campbell
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@Maronan
I ended up suddenly realizing that what I was thinking made no sense, but all I could remember were the \"bodits.\" I don't recall what they were intended to mean.
I remember reading, once, I think it was in A Child's Garden of Grass , the author was getting wasted late one night and suddenly thought of the most profound truth in the universe, and wrote it down, so as not to forget, and to save for posterity, such important news. In the morning he looked at his note to refresh in his mind the awesome revelation. This is what it said;
"There is a funny smell in the room."
And that's why I don't smoke that shit.
;-)
Basically was a rant against economists predicting where the economy would go and he is saying anyone could use 'common sense' to come to sounder predictions. Economists are just twisting the facts to their own gain.
At the beginning, he threw in a jab about how 'atheistic thinkers' would always believe the corrupt economists.
Yes, no, maybe, whatever.
Who the fuck knows? Or cares?
Don't worry, I speak fluent insanity!
He's saying that all atheists are delusional, along with algebra("nothing math") and magicians, both of which were brought by false gods and Satan("snake"). He also hates starving artists. He also thinks that all non-algebraic math is a good thing, and stops over-inflated egos, and brings the truth to light.
My final verdict is that the guy is completely sane, just with dyslexia, a few missing fingers and a spellcheck
Math is not really my thing, but this doesn't make any sort of sense, whatsoever, does it?
Languages IS my thing and those words don't mean anything, when put together like this.
The worst part is, I almost understood that.
Except for the swirling snakes thing. I think that bit was just random.
Sorry! Just registered. For what it's worth, this is not the worst word salad in the world, but I wanted to try. And yes, it's abonimable.
"Atheism requires the same delusional mode thinking as does the 200% of nothing math magicians false swirling snake brought forth by bankrupt pseudo intellectuals, whereas real 100% math swallows up false inflated egos that foist dishonesty to gain unearned advantages"
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@pyro
"Atheism is just like the false magicians in Egypt who took on Moses. The godly math-snake can eat the math-snake of the morally bankrupt pseudo intellectuals!"
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YOU WANT TRANSLATION?
Very well, your delusional false broken alternative mindsets of eternal wrongness cannot help but plead a judged and misjudged cause, and in it you give up your free will to the power of merciless causality. That is the true nature of 200% math magician's workings.
100% math will save you from the malevolent magical mockery of math magicians morbidly adhering to magical formulae.
Atheism is equivalent to fairy tale thinking, by way of creating false education in many fields they often earn money for doing nothing, feeling good about themselves they dishonestly attack the religion
I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN. IN SPITE OF THE MONSTER, AND THE COACH, ONLY TRASHY, I WILL BEAT DOWN THEM ALL. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO. COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW ALL ARE UNPARDONABLE! YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE!
Translation: Atheism involves the same method of thinking as people who use fake statistics to fool people and beat the system, however people who use correct statistics eat those people with big egos.
In short, Bodhitharta is definitely a cannibal.
Did someone start the shutdown process on this one early? I think the brain just... died midway through the first couple words...
Either that, or it's a factory defect.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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