DispensatinalJim #fundie hannity.com

IF I WERE SATAN...

Of course, I would NOT want people to believe in God, but I especially would NOT want anyone to be "saved." So, if folks tended to believe in God for some silly reason (maybe because they actually believed the Bible), I would figure out a scheme to convince people that there is no God. Possibly some concept that says the universe and the earth and the people on the earth just came about by accident. I could say that man slowly evolved over millions of years and I'd call it "Evolution."

I would try to get the educational systems of the whole world to teach this brilliant theory of mine to the young folks as FACT so they would accept it without question. They would, of course, then presume that since there is no God, there is no higher authority to which to answer and no real reason to behave in some socially acceptable way. That evolution idea would claim they came from monkeys, so they could begin to act like monkies!

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