Had you ever wonder why you would find (fossilized) eggs at all - after all wouldn't they have had millions of years to hatch while they were being fossillised?
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What. I- Erm- Uh- What.
@Mech610
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But... fossilized eggs can't hatch because... they're already dead. Dead things can't hatch because... well... they aren't alive. There's no living thing inside the egg to hatch, so... it won't.
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Ack... this quote gave Ibuki a headache...
You realize fossilized eggs are in fact not real eggs?
Jebus, another moron who got his science from Jurassic Park.
@Mech610
You win an internet.
If something is fossilised, it's non-living i.e. DEAD. An egg cannot hatch with nothing living in it. Therefore, a fossilised egg can never hatch. TasManOfGod, you are a moron.
The egg is not pinin'! The egg has passed on! The egg is no more! It has ceased to be! The egg has expired and gone to meet 'is maker!
The egg's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! The egg's kicked the bucket, the egg has shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!
IT IS AN EX-EGG!
@babyhenchy1
Oh, no, it's only stunned...your fossilized egg stuns easily.
Rock Cornish Game Hen?
Ba doom, Tissshhh!
They are due to hatch any time, now. Soon.
@ MalodrinaWhen I boil an egg,why don't I find a fluffy baby chicken in there afterwards?
Yeah, that's keeping them warm, isn't it?
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