Tony Demarcus, Ph.D., D.D. #fundie disqus.com

[In reply to "If we all come from Adam and Eve then why are there different races?"]

Random Boy:

Relative to there being different races, let's not forget the fact that Jesus designed Adam and Eve to fulfill a part of His illustrious plan for this world. Evilutionists, and other satanists (Matthew 12:30), like to confuse between cause and effect. No surprises here, as they are children of the devil (John 8:44), and he is the master of confusion! Surely we don't know all of Jesus' plans, but we can glean some truth from what we know.

Take for example the narrow eye of the Asian. Surely this design of the oculus is better suited for people meant to live in areas with high wind or those that need to sail boats or ride horses. Given the lack of protective eyewear in the ancient world, we can appreciate Jesus engineering such eye shape for the Asian.

Now, have you ever heard of the seige of Baghdad in 1258? That's when the armies of Mongol Khans rode to the Mesopotamian locales of cameljockeyed Mooslims and decimated and leveled the Moohamadam capital city of Baghdad! Praise the Lord for that! And, yes, it was the same Baghdad that the glorious American President George W. Bush, heathen though he may be, liberated from the diaperhead Saddam Hussain.

If you know anything about the Mongols and their armies assembled by Genghis Khan, then you ought to know two things. One, is that the Mongols are Asians and have the appearance of the Asian race, including the narrow eyes. And two, is the fact that their armies practically lived riding their horses through the windy Asian steppes. Would they have been able to ride their horses and assemble armies of hundreds of thousands of horse riders, without having as much as safety goggles to protect them from the wind, had they not had purpose designed palpebral shape? NOT! So suffice to say that the existence of human races is a part of Jesus' plan, in more ways than one. Clearly, our beloved baby Jesus wanted to punish those Allah-worshiping ragheads, and as always, He had the most perfect plan to accomplish that!

As a side note, the Christian hopes that in the course of your secular science class, you were not being just another milquetoast "Christian", in the name only, and therefore instructed your teachers and other students relative to all the falsehoods of evilutionism! In the future, you should never forget to acquire a good amount of Christian tracts that refute Darwinistic satanism and distribute them liberally within the school, including to ALL the teachers. If even one of them gets Saved in the name of the Lord, just imagine how many students he would be able to teach about Christ over the years!

In the name of our Savior,
Brother T

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