Philip Piquet Vargas AKA It #conspiracy godlikeproductions.com

One day back in August 2011 (When I was still a 3 dimensional Human, with all my chakras active) I went to my house at 221 First Street in Libertyville, Illinois. And my little brother (Nick Bagatti) had some friends over. There names were James Polk and Jake Michelotti. When I walked into our kitchen, James Polk introduced himself and said "Haello I'm Beelzebub the Devil, your Philip?" I than walked to the other side of the counter and shook his hand and said "Nice to meet you, I'm Philip" Than we started talking and breaking the ice, and we hit that shit right off, like Edward Cullen.. and Bella Swan.. I thought to myself wow... holy shit this was Lucifer, Gods former 2nd most powerful/highest beautiful Arch Angel. Surely he knows some folks that can get me into Heaven. And I smiled to myself in a happy amazed moment, than me my little brother, Beelzebub and his Demon Prince (Jake Michelotti) all walked upstairs to our attic. Which was decked out with a big screen TV and a few lazy boy recliners. We turned on the television and Beelzebub turned the channel to Gangland on Spike TV (Lol he suggested I should join a gang.) Anyways I began to ask some questions about the Universe and Aliens. Because I wanted the answers! lol. I brought up the Draconian aliens, knowing they were pist, because the other day I had imagined all the Reptilians, I had encountered in this life that fed off my negative energy and spit on all of them that were guilty. Once again only the Reptilians who fed off my negative energy, I did not spit on any Reptilians off world Earth, that I had never encountered. Because I am not prejudice towards any race. Any ways this spit incident occured at a soccer game/practice sometime in July of 2011 at GLSA in Libertyville. The Demon Prince Jake Michelloti, just couldn't hold himself back anymore, he had to inform me how he and his Demons/Hell Beings really felt about the Draconians. Jake said "WE HATE DRAGONIANS! Philip. We were at war with them for 3 light years. Fuck the Draconians." Beelzebub than said "I respect freewill, Philip. The Dragonians.. don't though." The Devil did this sweet little tribute to my soul when I hung out with him. He let me have it, I could feel my chest/soul pulsating with love and light. The Devil was aware of what Hell was coming my way with the Dragonians (Draconians..) The aura and light of my soul were making the Devil and his Demon Prince go crazy, they were practically pulling there hair out. So I walked into the other room not to further harm them. I came back into the room with a solid question and asked the Devil "Can a Star Child fall?" He was throwing a tennis ball up in the air. (He knew I was a Star Child) and he said "There's always exceptions Philip" I asked this specific question because I knew the Dragonians (Draconians) were literally going to torture me to fall like some A HOLE. And now that I think about it they succeeded, I just couldn't bare the torture anymore, But hey! now that the Carians (Bird People,) Felines, Heaven Beings, Attas of the Light and High Elves are protecting me occasionally, like bosses. I do have to say this "I am not fallen. I still very much believe in the big guy upstairs GOD :)." There was this moment that was kind of funny with the Devil, he did two somersaults like a little 10-12 year old kid and farted, than smiled at me, and I just smiled back lol. One of the most foolish things I did.. was not ask the Devil what I could trade for my Human (Adam) soul. Knowing full well the Dragonians (Draconians) would force it to Hell. I should of asked the Devil, if I could possibly trade my Human soul to become a 4th, 5th or 6th dimensional Pleiadian, Atta of the Light, Arcturian, Carian or Andromedan. And if he didn't oblige to me being a light being. I would ask to join the dark side as a lower 4th or lower 5th dimensional Vampire, Zionilee (Bat,) Persire (Vulturite,) Dark Elf or Sorcerer. I had a strong desire to evolve from a 3D Human into a 4th, 5th or 6th dimensional Being of the Light, kind of a little, the Dark, I guess. After one our sleepovers I wanted to make the Devil and Jake Michelotti happy, so I long boarded to Dunkin Doughnuts and bought them a ton of doughnuts and milk, it worked! Happiness and joy on there faces. I miss seeing the Devil physically..??

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