Fisher #fundie

Fisher #fundie answers.yahoo.com

My pastor says all scientists are under the influence of Satan to some degree. Science has never produced anything good for people, it has brought us only sorrow.

Go to a Baptist church and you will be happy again. And pure.

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old comment by Damen

Right...computers, space exploration, radio, television, computers, the internet, smithing and forgery, modern construction, transportation, the internal combustion engine, insulation, refrigeration, indoor plumbing, modern mattresses, modern medicine and surgery, the telephone, the incandescent light bulb, the printing press, literacy, mathematics...nothing good for people.

Jackass.

I hope his pastor says this after waking up in his nice warm bed, in his solidly constructed home with central heat and air, after turning on his stove to cook his frozen breakfast and reads the morning paper, then after the morning shower and dump, gets in his nice car and turns on the radio and drives to the church.

Then tells his congregation that science has never come up with anything good for people.

After that he can flip on his wide screen plasma TV and catch the Sunday night football. Confident that it was god who gave him all these modern conveniences.

old comment by Rhys

Well my pasta tells me that most fundies have heads full of a creamy, brown concoction with the consistency of chocolate mousse, and the smell of an out-door dunny after an all-day open air music festival. And you know what? I believe him in all his wise Noodleness.

Also, If you truly believe science has done us no good:
1/ Get the fuck off the internet
2/ Burn all your clothes, movies, cds etc
3/ You are hereby banned from driving, cycling and taking public transport of any kind... its walk or nothing for you fucker
4/ Got a head-ache? too fucking bad. Live with it. No medication for you!
5/ Oh a terminal disease? So sorry to hear that. No, I'm afraid we can't help you, because all of these drugs and treatments that science has developed are evil and no good to anyone.
6/ Learn to make fire by rubbing 2 sticks together fucko, 'coz that's the only way that you are going to get heat and light from here on in.

Also: Fuck You. Seriously, just, Fuck You.

old comment by a mind far far away

Science...never...what? You better get the fuck off the interwebs, turn off your computer and throw it out the window. Get your electricity turned off too. No more TV, no more hot water, unless you boil it yourself, with some wood and a fire, no more modern medicine, never go to a doctor, don't drive a car, take a bus or a plane, or a boat, grow and make all your food yourself, no more radio, no lamps, no more printed bibles, I hope your baptist pastor doesn't use a microphone, because that's evil too. You get to eat grass by candlelight and read from a poorly legible hand written bible, and you have to walk everywhere, and talk cold baths. By the way, no soap. If you do any of these things, you are a fucking hypocrite, headed straight to hell. Oh yeah, by the way, my pastor says that your pastor is a cocksucking crack whore. Leave the baptist church, and be happy.

old comment by Pirate

Here is a list of the things that science has created:
1. The Polio vaccine
2. The very computer i'm typing this on
3. The techniques used to build the church you most likely attend
4. The car you drive to church
5. The telivision you most likely own
6. The paper your bible is printed on
and many many other things
Also I've come to realize in the brief 16 years that I have lived so far that ignorance is indeed bliss, but i'd rather be educated and unhappy, and thus have a reason to try and better myself than ignorant and contented with the status quo. Science exists to fix the issues that cause sorrow. The issue is that with no discontentment, there can be no progress.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"My pastor says all scientists are under the influence of Satan to some degree."

[Citation Seriously Fucking Needed]. Here's a radical thought, Fisher: Thinking for yourself.. Thus having your own opinions. Why not try it sometime. It won't kill you.

"Science has never produced anything good for people"

So Fisher typed on his computer.

"it has brought us only sorrow."

Meanwhile, scientist Alan Turing - the man mainly responsible for the development of what Fisher is using to claim that 'Science has never produced anything good for people'; the Father of Modern Computing, no less:

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Is having the last laugh, all the while Fisher uses the product of his scientific research which 'never produced anything good for people, it has brought us only sorrow'. And he's dead.

Nope, no hypocrisy on Fisher's part, nosiree! [/sarcasm]

"Go to a Baptist church and you will be happy again. And pure."

I could, but the nearest Baptist church to me closed several years ago, due to lack of interest. It's a pub now. It serves good beer. Good pub grub. And Premier League football on large plasma screens. Pure entertainment. >:D

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