The Atheist Satanists in the Democratic Party are so demonically driven to overthrow the Judea Christian laws and government in the USA that they are willing to put Americans at risk to accomplish this. The Atheist Satanists in the Democratic Party are bringing Muslim terrorists and their supporters to the USA to build a voter base among them in order to obtain enough votes to take control of the US government and overthrow Judea Christian laws and government while they implement a anti-Christian Atheist Satanist Socialist government that will completely outlaw Christianity in the USA. The Atheist Satanists are bringing Muslim terrorists and their supporters to the USA knowing that in the counties they come from they are being socially engineered from the time they are born to hate Jews, the State of Israel, Christians and the USA. And when one of these Muslim terrorists commits a terrorist act such as occurred when one of the Muslim terrorists they let into the military as part of their plan to lure the Muslims into their voter base, killed 13 and wounded 31 fellow US Army soldiers at Fort Hood, Texas, they covered up that it was a terrorist act when they called it work place violence. The Atheist Satanists are likewise keeping the public in the dark about the connection between the wildfires occurring in the USA and the Muslim terrorists they are bringing to the USA in order to keep the public from realizing that they are willing to put their own people at risk in their evil scheme to overthrow the Judea Christian government and implement a anti-Christian Atheist Satanist Socialist government that will outlaw Christianity.
Their activities are part of the fulfillment of Rev 18:2, which foretold that Babylon the great, which Jesus revealed to me and sent me out to tell His people is the USA would become like a prison that consists of ever kind of hateful bird, which includes the Atheist Satanists in the Democratic Party and the Muslims.
Rev 18:2 And he cried out with a mighty voice, saying, “Fallen, fallen is Babylon the great! She has become a dwelling place of demons and a prison of every unclean spirit, and a prison of every unclean and hateful bird.
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> "anti-Christian Atheist Satanist Socialist"
4/5 - not bad.
I think I can do better.
Godless homo Satanist Muslim Jew Nazi Socialist Commie Liberal Evolutionist terrorist dictators
...Did I forget anything important?
@Gawd & bitchface: Satanism isn't necessarily theistic. LaVeyan Satanism, for example, isn't.
Although I do think OP was referring to it as theistic.
Sorry, I couldn't get past "atheist Satanists" without knowing that this quote was going to be one huge pile of crap. Is that like the Jewish Christians or Muslim Scientologists?
And really? Muslim terrorists can't do much better than setting wildfires in remote locations and making them look like the wildfires which happen every single year?
Actually, LeVayan Satanism is an atheistic movement. They idolize Satan as a literary character and try to live up to his ideals, but largely do not believe he or anything supernatural actually exist.
"The Atheist Satanists in the Democratic Party are so demonically driven to overthrow the Judea Christian laws and government in the USA that they are willing to put Americans at risk to accomplish this. "
For example they sent thousands of Americans to die in Iraq by screaming hysterically fearful headlines about WMDs in Iraq were about to be used on usand put the trillion dollar cost of this war on our childrens credit card um wait . . . .
Why would the Democrats want a Socialist government? They are on opposite sides of the political spectrum, stupid!
Oh, for heaven's sake! It's JudeO-Christian, stupid!
Babylon was a city/state of its own at the time the Book of Revelation was written, dumbass; Babylon was Babylon. Rev 18:2 is clearly written in past tense; that which it describes had already happened at that time.
Atheism is not just a matter of not believing in the Christian god, it is a matter of not accepting an of the so-called evidence for any supreme being of any kind. Therefore, the notion of an Atheist satanist is just plain stupid!
I can't tell if this person is serious or not! On the one hand, I know several people who indeed do imagine that liberals are up to the very worst possible thing. On the other hand, this is just too over the top. Please, be a Poe.
U.S. Constitution: Amendment 1
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or
prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or
of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition
the Government for a redress of grievances.
Treaty Of Tripoli: Article 11
Art. 11. As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquility, of Mussulmen; and, as the said States never entered into any war, or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties, that no pretext arising from religious opinions, shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.
The Atheist Satanists
That's a bit like communist-nazis!
Satan is a character in the christian mythological world. I am an atheist, which means I do not believe in your god nor your satan.
IMHO, the Revelation verses you cite would refer to the downfall of the Religious Far-Right. You're so AntiChrist that even Damien Thorn & his loyal rottweiler would disown you guys!
Also, guys, "Atheist Satanist" isn't too far-fetched. LaVeyian Satanists tend to be Atheist/Agnostics & do not believe Satan (whom they don't see in the Biblical sense) is a literal being.
That said, it's royally stupid to call Democrats & Progressives in general "Atheist Satanists" since many are also good churchgoing Christians. Just ask that Born-Again Baptist Christian former POTUS, Jimmy Carter....or the oodles of mainline, non-Teahadi Christians out there!
If Jimmy Carter's a Satanist, I'll eat my underwear.
Finally...What Thinking Allowed said.
the Judea Christian laws and government in the USA
Psst... Freedom of Religion, that's against those laws you claim the US follows, and it's been there from the beginning.
How about the 14th? That's against the Bible since it abolishes slavery... which Jesus condoned. AND it was the Democrats who opposed it!
"Christian laws and government in the USA"
Yeah. About that...:
http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/constitution_transcript.html
...gotta find 'em first.
Go ahead. Read it. Very carefully. To make it simpler for the hard of thinking such as you Whirled Nut FAILies lot, just click on 'Edit', then 'Find', and type in the words one after the other 'God', 'Jesus', 'Creator', and 'Marriage' (re. DOMA). Done that? Good.
And now the $64 trillion question: do those words appear in the document that is the legal - and political - basis of your country? Because if not , the fact your so-called 'argument' is annihilated, is the least of your problems. It means that any religion - certainly Christian - has absolutely no right to exist in your political & legal system.
I'm not even American, yet I learned enough in history classes at school to know about the Establishment Clause. And wasn't that whole Revolutionary War about your country not wanting to be controlled by the Protestant George III & the Church of England , otherwise why did the Pilgrim Fathers even bother to travel to the 'New World'...?! [/paradox]
More like 'jamesnot allthat bright', amirite?! [/hyper-sarcasm]
I'm not sure there were any specific laws pertaining to Christians in Judea. there weren't enough Christians around to warrant it. Don't get out of line was the law for all Roman subjects.
Hadrian changed the name of the place to Syria Palestina around 136 C.E., which brings us to another problem - I don't think it's right to refer to dates as "Christian Era" until after the Council of Nicaea. Before that Christianity "wasn't soup yet."
1) While it is possible to be a Satanist and an atheist if one is talking about the LaVeyan denomination of Satanism, I rather suspect you're talking about people who actually worship the devil. In which case, it's not possible to be both a Theistic Satanist and an atheist.
2) I'm pretty sure lying your ass off about people you dislike is considered a sin.
3) The word "socialist" does not mean what you think it does. You have exactly one socialist in the US government (Bernie Saunders) and he's closer to a social democrat.
Panic stations! Alert! Alert! Atheism?! Does not compute! Emergency! Emergency! Prepare to spout biblical drivel! Possibility of atheism! How can that be! I do not understand!
Warning! Atheist is imminent! Atheist is imminent! Immediate assumption of Holy Mode! Preparing to lie! Preparing to enter demented muppet mode! Preparing to run round in circles! Preparing to say Babylon the great! Atheist approaching! Aarrgh!
"The Atheist Satanists in the Democratic Party are bringing Muslim terrorists and their supporters to the USA to build a voter base among them in order to obtain enough votes to take control of the US government and overthrow Judea Christian laws and government while they implement a anti-Christian Atheist Satanist Socialist government that will completely outlaw Christianity in the USA."
This is some major cognitive dissonance.
@ Justanotheratheist
Yes, I do sympathize. However, you will have missed "Babylon the great" which is one of those fantastic phrases like "King of the Universe" and "Gog/Magog" that can enliven practically any quote and make it worth reading.
It's just the sheer joy of eye-watering, cringing, lunacy and the demented pomposity of phrases guaranteed to make one doubt the sanity of the original quoter.
Ahem. It's perfectly logical, in fact.
Satan is the opposite of God(of the Bible). Atheists are opposed to God(of the Bible). Muslims are opposed to God(of the Bible).
but socialists? That's the fail(from a biblical point of view).
The Atheist Satanists in the Democratic Party
There are LaVeyans in it? News to me.
The Atheist Satanists are bringing Muslim terrorists and their supporters to the USA
Because they are also secret Muslims too, right?
~Qaz~
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