but whats crazy is equill right all together, u no what im saying?
im just saying women want to be taken over... not the other way around, u no what im saying?
and if not... perpaire for controled caos...
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You know, before I discovered this site, I just didn't like MySpace because of the sheer number of stupid teens with their continual degeneration of the english language, but now... *sigh*
I mean when messages like this get female responses like:
"Shoot, I never voted for equal rights , If it was up to me I'd stay home clean , cook , and look pretty for my hubby ! Whats wrong with that - But, now I have to WORK -cook clean -and look pretty ! It s okey though , cause he helps too . I think life was alot more peaceful when it was like that !!"
you start to feel honestly scared for what is happening to America. Thankfully (or hopefully at least) this is a small, yet incredibly vocal, section of society...
For your crime of mangling the English Language, I sentence you to death.
For you crime of total idiocy, I sentence you to death.
For your crime of sexist bigotry, I sentence you to death.
Total sentence: 3 consecutive executions. If you happen to be born again, we kill you again. Eat flaming death, asshat!
Know, eye dew knot no what u r say inn.
Seriously, this language-impaired fool is in for a very loud and potentially painful lesson in humility if he tries to "take over" any woman like all of those I know.
News flash, nathan: Women are PEOPLE (and few people like to be "taken over," certainly none that can be categorized that broadly). You, I am less sure about, since I'm pretty sure that Koko the gorilla had better language skills.
Hadanalith, you rock!
~David D.G.
Nathan is living evidence of a scary theory:
Human intelligence is actually fucking devolving right before our eyes. The smartest people in our society use birth control, finish college, get their careers on track, and then have a kid or two in their thirties, if ever. The dumbest of us start pumping kids out at age fourteen and don't stop until they hit the limit their trailer can hold.
Natural selection actually favors stupidity in our society, and is steadily bumping our population down the IQ scale, resulting in more Nathans in each generation.
In other words, perpaire for controled caos!!!
Now, you see, its idiots like him that make me avoid MySpace like the plague. You have no idea how many times I've had to tell classmates why I don't have an account. Idiots like this always get mentioned. I don't know which annoys me the most, the complete and total desecration of English these morons use, or their nasty habit of trying to cram their beliefs down your throat. Probably the unholy spawn of the two.
<<Nathan is living evidence of a scary theory:
Human intelligence is actually fucking devolving right before our eyes. The smartest people in our society use birth control, finish college, get their careers on track, and then have a kid or two in their thirties, if ever. The dumbest of us start pumping kids out at age fourteen and don't stop until they hit the limit their trailer can hold.
Natural selection actually favors stupidity in our society, and is steadily bumping our population down the IQ scale, resulting in more Nathans in each generation.
In other words, perpaire for controled caos!!!
>>
The good news is, seeing as how most intelligent people are utterly repulsed by this level of stupidity, they're likely only to breed with other intelligent people, and eventually, humanity will simply seperate into a 'normal' species and Homo Fundamentalis. Then, we can use our superior intellect to create Superweapons of Death(TM) in order to wipe the idiots out, as they will only be capable of praying to Jebus to smite their enemies...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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