[Exodus 21:7: "And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do."]
and when the hell did all you people, the 14 year old confused kids and the 30 somethings that are steel backpedling to keep aflote, who dont read the Bible become Thealogens and Bible Exspets? What the hell you dont go to an electrisian and start telling him whats wrong with it when you have no idea and he has been doing it for 15 years. i mean just cuse your pissed dosent mean you have to be a dick. who the hell gave you an adjenda?
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Based on his spelling, grammar, and punctuation, I suspect this is a product of the Alabama school system.
Don't be so hard on the guy's spelling. Perhaps English is not this guy's first language, or even in his top 5. The internet is big, big place. Perhaps he's just a normal moron from a far off country.
and how old is ace the grammatically challenged? If he is older than 8, I would have to refer him to a tutor.
And what qualifies him as any sort of scholar? I doubt he could read the first paragraph of the bible - much less the whole thing ... yet he claims to be a christian :)
The word is theologan asshole ... and I am obviously more qualified. I have read it multiple times with a mind to understand its meaning (or lack thereof). I came to the conclusion that it is a literary work of sheer stupidity.
christians gave me the agenda by intruding on my life. That is why I am "a dick".
I mean, just because you're pissed doesn't mean you have to demonstrate your hopeless inability to communicate. Who the hell taught you English?
It's my second language, and I shuddered in sheer disgust from your unspeakable slaughter of Shakespeare's language. God forbid you'd try French...
statistically, more atheists have read the entire bible, cover to cover, than christians.
you were saying?
Edit: I expect electricians to be up to date on current practices and electrical codes. most christians cant even get the practices down, never mind actually reading the book.
“and when the hell did all you people, the 14 year old confused kids and the 30 somethings that are steel backpedling to keep aflote, who dont read the Bible become Thealogens and Bible Exspets?”
I read. I don’t JUST read websites and say ‘the bible says women are gay.’ I don’t just read blogs that say ‘the bible predicted AIDS.’ If they give a scripture reference i look to see what the reference actually says. I try to understand it. I’ve read commentary and history and science that impacts the discussion. I wouldn’t call myself an ‘exspet’ on the Bible, but I do keep finding people who SAY they read the bible, but think that Noah was only on the ark for 40 days and nights. Or that they only took animals by 1 pair of each.
“What the hell you dont go to an electrisian and start telling him whats wrong with it when you have no idea and he has been doing it for 15 years.”
“i mean just cuse your pissed dosent mean you have to be a dick. who the hell gave you an adjenda?”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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